<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902</id><updated>2011-05-03T05:01:01.345-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Thoughts and accusations...</title><subtitle type='html'>Warning, this site might offend you.  If it does, your probably Republican.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>214</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-1102611103924252977</id><published>2009-03-11T16:31:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-11T16:31:30.563-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Conan Emmy Intro</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/1102611103924252977'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/1102611103924252977'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2009_03_01_archive.html#1102611103924252977' title='Conan Emmy Intro'/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-488767878223671759</id><published>2009-02-25T12:14:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-25T12:14:33.351-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Top Ten Hockey Bloopers</title><summary type='text'>Yeah, the Blues are on there...</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/488767878223671759'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/488767878223671759'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2009_02_01_archive.html#488767878223671759' title='Top Ten Hockey Bloopers'/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-4461531223969083054</id><published>2009-02-05T19:33:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-05T19:33:36.503-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Snow Driving Fail</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/4461531223969083054'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/4461531223969083054'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2009_02_01_archive.html#4461531223969083054' title='Snow Driving Fail'/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-6641789467030597138</id><published>2009-02-03T14:03:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-03T14:03:25.905-08:00</updated><title type='text'>funny Commercial</title><summary type='text'>I so do this every time I fly!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/6641789467030597138'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/6641789467030597138'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2009_02_01_archive.html#6641789467030597138' title='funny Commercial'/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-9133866150354762897</id><published>2009-01-30T15:28:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-30T15:28:02.423-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy MILF Day Song</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/9133866150354762897'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/9133866150354762897'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2009_01_01_archive.html#9133866150354762897' title='Happy MILF Day Song'/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-5751637496400557743</id><published>2009-01-30T15:21:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-30T15:21:27.105-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The REAL Sarah Palin!</title><summary type='text'>Your thighs are strong!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/5751637496400557743'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/5751637496400557743'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2009_01_01_archive.html#5751637496400557743' title='The REAL Sarah Palin!'/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-5424879904613244303</id><published>2009-01-30T15:06:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-30T15:06:30.740-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Samantha Fox  - Naughty Girls (Need Love Too)</title><summary type='text'>Dig those man tights!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/5424879904613244303'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/5424879904613244303'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2009_01_01_archive.html#5424879904613244303' title='Samantha Fox  - Naughty Girls (Need Love Too)'/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-5370501604984159204</id><published>2009-01-28T11:36:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-28T11:36:45.365-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Batman gets pwned</title><summary type='text'>Master Wayne, you've just been boned!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/5370501604984159204'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/5370501604984159204'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2009_01_01_archive.html#5370501604984159204' title='Batman gets pwned'/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-3066479383172177111</id><published>2009-01-20T14:48:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-20T14:48:09.803-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Obama Inauguration - Sworn in (1/20/09)</title><summary type='text'>Uhh... even Bush got this right...</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/3066479383172177111'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/3066479383172177111'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2009_01_01_archive.html#3066479383172177111' title='Obama Inauguration - Sworn in (1/20/09)'/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-3682406744222436739</id><published>2009-01-18T09:10:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-18T09:14:00.081-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>The new scam, same as the old scam!With the number of people without jobs growing every minute there are more and more scam artists out there taking advantage of this. You may receive an email like this:Hi. I saw your resume on the internet and would like to talk to you as soon as possible. We have an immediate opening for someone who wants to earn at least $50,000 a year. We are a national </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/3682406744222436739'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/3682406744222436739'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2009_01_01_archive.html#3682406744222436739' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-3164688516613380964</id><published>2008-12-31T16:07:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-31T16:07:28.686-08:00</updated><title type='text'>call me an asshole one more time</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/3164688516613380964'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/3164688516613380964'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2008_12_01_archive.html#3164688516613380964' title='call me an asshole one more time'/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-748337532253919918</id><published>2008-12-16T11:45:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-16T11:51:25.191-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Someone asked me the other day (ok it was earlier today) why it was that God would give us such a powerful brain but we only use a part of it.That got me to thinking... If God or evolution designed us to have this specific brain at this specific time is it not possible that science simply does not know how to measure the full functionality of our brains? Currently brain activity is measured in </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/748337532253919918'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/748337532253919918'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2008_12_01_archive.html#748337532253919918' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-6126138880033481902</id><published>2008-11-11T13:46:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-11-11T13:46:18.313-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Hilarious Fail / Owned Video 2</title><summary type='text'>More classics!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/6126138880033481902'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/6126138880033481902'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2008_11_01_archive.html#6126138880033481902' title='Hilarious Fail / Owned Video 2'/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-5369100419199106520</id><published>2008-11-06T08:06:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-11-06T08:18:14.782-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>So Obama has become the next president of the United States; and the question that runs though my head is... Did we vote for the best candidate or did we vote for change?  What is more visible as a change from Bush than Obama?  First, at the very base level it would be easy to tell them apart.  Second, Obama is much more eloquent, along the lines of Clinton!Unlike Clinton, Obama has a much </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/5369100419199106520'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/5369100419199106520'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2008_11_01_archive.html#5369100419199106520' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-7737048587486450334</id><published>2008-11-06T07:41:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-11-06T08:02:43.333-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>California, the same state that brought us "Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire," "... a Multi-Millionaire," "The Bachelor, "The Bachelorette," and so many other fine shows that demonstrate the importance of marriage in our society has passed proposition 8 to ban gay marriage because of the effect it would have on society!If you visit http://www.protectmarriage.com/ you can view their video where </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/7737048587486450334'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/7737048587486450334'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2008_11_01_archive.html#7737048587486450334' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-4138667825491361856</id><published>2008-10-08T14:42:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-08T14:42:05.733-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Failures!!!*** Must See Hilarious!!!***</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/4138667825491361856'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/4138667825491361856'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2008_10_01_archive.html#4138667825491361856' title='Failures!!!*** Must See Hilarious!!!***'/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-9080091288493791583</id><published>2008-10-08T14:39:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-08T14:39:30.691-07:00</updated><title type='text'>YoU FaiL , FaiLuRe ,EpiC FaiL!!</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/9080091288493791583'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/9080091288493791583'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2008_10_01_archive.html#9080091288493791583' title='YoU FaiL , FaiLuRe ,EpiC FaiL!!'/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-2102460656220513546</id><published>2008-10-03T08:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-03T08:54:06.597-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>The other day I went to the Ani Defranco concernt; where I got to enjoy listening to people cheer for Obama knowing that at least 1/3 of the room would probably not vote for whatever reason.  Its funny to think that people can have such a clear cut opinion while the only way to actually get any change is by the people to take action.It is easy to blame the goverment for the way things have become</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/2102460656220513546'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/2102460656220513546'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2008_10_01_archive.html#2102460656220513546' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-4772359121663123001</id><published>2008-09-08T08:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-08T08:57:25.875-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Well, my calendar says I am suppose to be blogging here today, so I guess I'll toss something up here.  Maybe one day someone will read it ;)We are getting closer and closer to "Election Day 2008!!!"   I don't know about you but I'm wondering when exactly we will get some candidates that are actually worth voting for.This year we have the George W. Bush clone who is presenting his plan for </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/4772359121663123001'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/4772359121663123001'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2008_09_01_archive.html#4772359121663123001' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-3039976156011587772</id><published>2008-08-15T20:54:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-08-15T20:54:07.748-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Bad Watkins Glen Crash 08</title><summary type='text'>Ouch.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/3039976156011587772'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/3039976156011587772'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2008_08_01_archive.html#3039976156011587772' title='Bad Watkins Glen Crash 08'/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-3861342683448002197</id><published>2008-06-12T15:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-12T15:09:39.189-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I've been pondering a lot of things lately and one topic (as usual) is in the list.  Sex... well come, who doesn't like sex (ok ok... I can come up with several).  But I found this article: 10 Reasons to have sex and the joke below during my web searching.  Enjoy the joke, it has been a favorite of mine for a while!I have never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/3861342683448002197'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/3861342683448002197'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2008_06_01_archive.html#3861342683448002197' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-4905183279700697837</id><published>2008-05-19T19:47:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-05-19T19:52:06.182-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Breast Cancer Awareness Has Gone Too Far!I went to the store the other day and discovered a pack of "fresh" sugar cokies with pink sugar breast cancer ribbons as topping.  If the cookies had been pink or the icing I would understand; but do we need pink ribbon sugar decorations?!?!I love breasts as much as anyone damd it!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/4905183279700697837'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/4905183279700697837'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2008_05_01_archive.html#4905183279700697837' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-7860730000484748965</id><published>2008-04-29T08:09:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-29T08:10:41.882-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I just logged into Yahoo and I have come up with a great invention...The perfect outfit for women.  A shirt with a button that says "Click here to see me naked!"Of course, it actually has to work, otherwise it is just false advertising!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/7860730000484748965'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/7860730000484748965'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2008_04_01_archive.html#7860730000484748965' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-5840926987499683740</id><published>2008-04-29T08:02:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-29T08:04:33.219-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Well, my birthday was just about the most rediculous day I've had in a long time, from having to deal with people that do not know how to use Google to going out to eat when I just wanted to go home and having to put up with some crazy additude action... just a super day all around!On the up side, I didn't get cupcakes, my dentist will be happy!I did find a way to balance it all out though, this </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/5840926987499683740'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/5840926987499683740'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2008_04_01_archive.html#5840926987499683740' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-7030291322960891692</id><published>2008-04-19T06:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-19T06:06:47.723-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Friday morning we woke up to a little shaking going on around the St. Louis area.  I though the cat had gotten behind the dresser and was stuck, my wife thought it was the dog.  Turns out we had a earthquake about 125 miles east of St. Louis or 150 miles east of us, give or take .05 miles or something.Anyway, I added the following to the map on the Post Dispatch's website:There were a lot of "</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/7030291322960891692'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/7030291322960891692'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2008_04_01_archive.html#7030291322960891692' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_OwEs9dbY4LM/SAnthHan3SI/AAAAAAAAAEM/av2_pUHAw8M/s72-c/poop.gif' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-8449807046423915164</id><published>2008-04-01T07:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-01T07:25:38.940-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Just one of the dangers of the Internet:</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/8449807046423915164'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/8449807046423915164'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2008_04_01_archive.html#8449807046423915164' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-2861227171424078807</id><published>2008-03-11T09:25:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-03-11T09:26:54.976-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Tax time, women and black men running for president, kittens calming down... its all just a crazy crazy mixed up world I tell ya!Check out some more wackiness at: http://www.homestarrunner.com/  Be sure to click on the SB Mail link!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/2861227171424078807'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/2861227171424078807'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2008_03_01_archive.html#2861227171424078807' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-5329241141406448920</id><published>2008-01-22T08:39:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-22T08:40:00.012-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Bill Clinton Falls Asleep During Martin Luther King Speech</title><summary type='text'>Hush little Clinton...</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/5329241141406448920'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/5329241141406448920'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2008_01_01_archive.html#5329241141406448920' title='Bill Clinton Falls Asleep During Martin Luther King Speech'/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-7665329893987170786</id><published>2008-01-08T06:39:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-08T06:39:34.621-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Go away Paris Hilton!Go Away Paris Hilton - Watch more free videos</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/7665329893987170786'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/7665329893987170786'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2008_01_01_archive.html#7665329893987170786' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-5627821034722084123</id><published>2008-01-07T06:59:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-07T07:01:51.871-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I've heard of eating out your girlfriend but Christopher Lee McCuin may have taken it too far when he decided to kill and boil up some tasty girlfriend snacks. Everyone knows human tastes better on an open grill then boiled...CNN story: http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/01/06/texas.slaying.ap/index.html</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/5627821034722084123'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/5627821034722084123'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2008_01_01_archive.html#5627821034722084123' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-755826417318416329</id><published>2008-01-04T09:30:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-04T09:32:10.726-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'> Mike Gravel discovers that people do not want a president named "Gravel."</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/755826417318416329'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/755826417318416329'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2008_01_01_archive.html#755826417318416329' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_OwEs9dbY4LM/R35tRC5LLPI/AAAAAAAAAEE/Qt7ONX58HU8/s72-c/gravel.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-7456921856101923659</id><published>2008-01-03T13:22:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-03T13:34:14.940-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Resolutions for 2008:1) Laern to speal.2) Cheat on my taxes.3) Take a bath with Bubbles; and hope my wife does not find out.4) Admit to my wife that it was wrong to take a bath with Bubbles, the neighbor's goat.5) Become a masterbater, I mean debater, er... which one is it where you get to play with yourself?6) Try out new things, like that hot girl down the street.7) Convince one person that </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/7456921856101923659'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/7456921856101923659'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2008_01_01_archive.html#7456921856101923659' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-4733409008427796173</id><published>2007-12-27T08:35:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-12-27T08:47:11.267-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Christmas 2007, Done and gone.Well, another Chirstmas has come and gone and like the ones before our house paid the price.  Who the hell comes over to your house, spills fruit punch and then doesn't at least tell you about it. At least we found it after it ruined some photographs, so there is that bonus!Although I must admit that my favorite part was:Someone had set a drink down, right next to </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/4733409008427796173'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/4733409008427796173'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_12_01_archive.html#4733409008427796173' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-3302287053858395475</id><published>2007-12-20T07:10:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-12-20T07:14:47.964-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Top 10 Quotes of 2007 from Fred R. Shapiro:10. "I think as far as the adverse impact on the nation around the world, this administration has been the worst in history." - Former President Jimmy Carter, referring to the Bush administration.9. "I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man." - Sen</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/3302287053858395475'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/3302287053858395475'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_12_01_archive.html#3302287053858395475' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-256532495314970242</id><published>2007-12-19T07:58:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2007-12-19T07:58:37.865-08:00</updated><title type='text'>naruto shippuuden episode 39 (illegal!!!)</title><summary type='text'>Weird...</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/256532495314970242'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/256532495314970242'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_12_01_archive.html#256532495314970242' title='naruto shippuuden episode 39 (illegal!!!)'/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-2492035480114410263</id><published>2007-12-19T06:47:00.002-08:00</published><updated>2007-12-19T07:27:12.120-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>November 4, 2008...As of today there are 321 days until less than half of registered US voters head to the poles and cast their hardly thought out votes commonly along party lines.  The exciting news for everyone is that were already well into having to hear about all the different people that want to replace GW as the leader of the "free" world.Now, over the last eight years Bush has spent a lot</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/2492035480114410263'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/2492035480114410263'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_12_01_archive.html#2492035480114410263' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-653274714779046034</id><published>2007-12-19T06:47:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2007-12-19T06:47:30.689-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Batman - The Dark Knight Trailer HD</title><summary type='text'>Yeah bad ass yeah!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/653274714779046034'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/653274714779046034'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_12_01_archive.html#653274714779046034' title='Batman - The Dark Knight Trailer HD'/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-169424795915107471</id><published>2007-12-19T06:42:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2007-12-19T06:42:34.843-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Unbelievable Hockey Fight</title><summary type='text'>For my wife...</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/169424795915107471'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/169424795915107471'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_12_01_archive.html#169424795915107471' title='Unbelievable Hockey Fight'/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-918174912813819917</id><published>2007-11-26T09:59:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-26T10:01:36.975-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/918174912813819917'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/918174912813819917'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_11_01_archive.html#918174912813819917' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-6668377294283078805</id><published>2007-11-17T14:46:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-17T14:46:40.485-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Sexy Yoga Lesson</title><summary type='text'>Note:  The guy who posted it said "If there is a bikini yoga class, I don't care how gay it looks, you bet I'll be joining."I total agree. </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/6668377294283078805'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/6668377294283078805'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_11_01_archive.html#6668377294283078805' title='Sexy Yoga Lesson'/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-1031477334633582013</id><published>2007-11-17T14:38:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-17T14:38:28.205-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Wiggles Pump It</title><summary type='text'>I knew the wiggles were hard core!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/1031477334633582013'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/1031477334633582013'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_11_01_archive.html#1031477334633582013' title='The Wiggles Pump It'/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-7601555047129082520</id><published>2007-11-15T07:33:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-15T07:34:03.271-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>BRING IT ON!!!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/7601555047129082520'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/7601555047129082520'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_11_01_archive.html#7601555047129082520' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-4548481365353768326</id><published>2007-11-14T05:30:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-14T06:18:08.089-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I have decided that I need to run for a goverment office.  My platform is as follows:No goverment employee will ever be paid more than two times that of the lowest paid public school teacher.  This includes Congress.All US citizens will enjoy the same benefits that are given to members of the US Senate and House.  (Who the hell decided the new Medicare was the way to go?)Iraq who?Iran who?Cuba, </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/4548481365353768326'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/4548481365353768326'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_11_01_archive.html#4548481365353768326' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-290994367923748202</id><published>2007-11-08T07:57:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-08T07:59:24.211-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Aquadots get pulled from the shelves because of date rape drug.  Apparently another quality toy out of China, this time not coated in lead (which is nice) but coated in a chemical that turns into the date rape drug inside the body.  Which in turn causes small chidren to go into a coma.If only I had known sooner I could have gotten some for my wife.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/290994367923748202'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/290994367923748202'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_11_01_archive.html#290994367923748202' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-3644044158356660467</id><published>2007-10-22T08:08:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-22T08:08:25.350-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. American Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead. French Capitalism: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/3644044158356660467'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/3644044158356660467'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_10_01_archive.html#3644044158356660467' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-5260775073512884813</id><published>2007-10-22T08:01:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-22T08:01:54.477-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Ancient Chinese Torture          A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/5260775073512884813'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/5260775073512884813'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_10_01_archive.html#5260775073512884813' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-5968236624191772292</id><published>2007-10-22T07:32:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-22T07:32:57.968-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Brittany was on her deathbed, with her husband Adam at her side. She kept trying to tell him something, but he kept saying, "Shhhh, don't worry now darling, just rest." "But honey," she whispered, "I need to make a confession before I die... I slept with your brother, your best friend, and your father." "Don't worry about it, sweetie," replied Adam as he wiped the tears from Brittany's cheek, "I </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/5968236624191772292'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/5968236624191772292'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_10_01_archive.html#5968236624191772292' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-2729875678595415710</id><published>2007-10-17T06:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-17T06:57:47.873-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>It occurs to me that the world might just be going to hell faster than anyone assumed it is.  Not because people are not going to church or that they do not believe in God.  Hell, often the people committing the worst acts are those that frequent church (not that this is any reflection on the major majority of people who attend church and do not commit horrible acts).Anyway I listened to the news</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/2729875678595415710'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/2729875678595415710'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_10_01_archive.html#2729875678595415710' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-1076641162700441824</id><published>2007-10-12T08:29:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-12T08:32:42.738-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>A lot of people will tell you that Wal-Mart is evil and has destroyed small town economies but I realized something the other day while walking for a restaurant to the Wal-Mart across the lot.Wal-Mart, which if you shop there and buy exactly what you would buy other places may save you money.  However after watching people drive around the lot and sit in their cars waiting for people to back out </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/1076641162700441824'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/1076641162700441824'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_10_01_archive.html#1076641162700441824' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-5324169582444712640</id><published>2007-09-25T09:34:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-25T09:34:30.495-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Perfect Exceeder (watch in full screen mode)</title><summary type='text'>Youtube... home of the weird.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/5324169582444712640'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/5324169582444712640'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_09_01_archive.html#5324169582444712640' title='Perfect Exceeder (watch in full screen mode)'/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-5078338204893018976</id><published>2007-09-25T09:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-25T09:24:18.121-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Don't make me come over there!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/5078338204893018976'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/5078338204893018976'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_09_01_archive.html#5078338204893018976' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Nora/th_DSC00113.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-8025152452853200467</id><published>2007-09-25T08:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-25T08:43:26.488-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Title of news article:"Bush to tighten..."My response:"All right!"</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/8025152452853200467'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/8025152452853200467'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_09_01_archive.html#8025152452853200467' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-8020270718292491394</id><published>2007-09-25T08:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-25T08:41:22.525-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>What's in a name?So I graded some papers yesterday (and this morning) for my class. It was an intresting mix of grades but the most amusing was the person that misspelled the word "Technology" in the title of their paper.While the rest of the paper was strong, you just cannot give full credit for a paper that has the title spelled wrong!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/8020270718292491394'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/8020270718292491394'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_09_01_archive.html#8020270718292491394' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-3538203139794568298</id><published>2007-08-31T10:21:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-31T10:21:45.967-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Dragnet: Larry Craig</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/3538203139794568298'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/3538203139794568298'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_08_01_archive.html#3538203139794568298' title='Dragnet: Larry Craig'/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-684379703055907444</id><published>2007-08-30T06:18:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-30T06:18:09.443-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Miss Teen USA Contestant Stupified by Question</title><summary type='text'>South Carolina had a bit of a brain fart, but go US Americans!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/684379703055907444'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/684379703055907444'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_08_01_archive.html#684379703055907444' title='Miss Teen USA Contestant Stupified by Question'/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-5905167600342369429</id><published>2007-08-30T06:10:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-30T06:16:09.961-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Larry Craig...All I have to say about Senator Craig is, if rubbing your shoe against another man's shoe and waving at people under a bathroom stall is wrong, how the hell do mute people get toilet paper when their stall is out?Maybe Larry boy was eating a ham sandwich while trying to get the attention of his fellow pooper so that he could borrow some Charmin. Then again, maybe he wanted to borrow</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/5905167600342369429'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/5905167600342369429'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_08_01_archive.html#5905167600342369429' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-1457442710615385079</id><published>2007-08-24T08:40:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-24T08:44:40.970-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I got an email the other day from a parent who wanted to find out what was going on with their child here at work.  Apparently the child (or the parent) had applied a year or so ago and had been removed from the system.Anyway, because the person requesting information was not the applicant I was not at liberty to share any information with them.  I eventualy got a response that basicly said their</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/1457442710615385079'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/1457442710615385079'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_08_01_archive.html#1457442710615385079' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-977693036646076522</id><published>2007-07-25T12:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-07-25T12:23:46.220-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Even better... This woman has a few requirements, My favorite is #5.  I also like the last sentence.Hello, I have posted here before...something happened to my email and I lost all of my information on guys that were interested in my gang bang...We have decided to have this on Saturday the 28th. I had so many responses before that I could not possibly even respond to that many men much less </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/977693036646076522'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/977693036646076522'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_07_01_archive.html#977693036646076522' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-6253594756121302759</id><published>2007-07-25T12:16:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-07-25T12:18:12.347-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>English please!The following is taken from Craig's List: http://stlouis.craigslist.org/w4m/381118734.html. Isn't it wonderful how people randomly elect to ignore the correct use of the English language.Dear Gentlemen,First off, thank-you for taking the opportunity to take a look at this ad. Let's hope you can handle the challenge!Instead of writing some wimpy poor dramatic ad that is unrealistic.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/6253594756121302759'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/6253594756121302759'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_07_01_archive.html#6253594756121302759' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-3438619938940915327</id><published>2007-07-23T12:04:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-07-23T12:04:51.535-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Charlie Chaplin</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/3438619938940915327'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/3438619938940915327'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_07_01_archive.html#3438619938940915327' title='Charlie Chaplin'/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-3976237665511814106</id><published>2007-07-20T06:08:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-07-20T06:08:45.283-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Family Guy - Stewie Song</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/3976237665511814106'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/3976237665511814106'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_07_01_archive.html#3976237665511814106' title='Family Guy - Stewie Song'/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-5288645244619561451</id><published>2007-07-20T06:06:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-07-20T06:06:35.758-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Family Guy - Stewie sings  in a southern band</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/5288645244619561451'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/5288645244619561451'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_07_01_archive.html#5288645244619561451' title='Family Guy - Stewie sings  in a southern band'/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-1993879586478450144</id><published>2007-07-20T06:05:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-07-20T06:05:40.769-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Star Wars - Gangsta Rap</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/1993879586478450144'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/1993879586478450144'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_07_01_archive.html#1993879586478450144' title='Star Wars - Gangsta Rap'/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-1742796704349078594</id><published>2007-07-19T13:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-07-22T11:40:56.240-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Alien metal... er, not quite.A chunk of metal disturbed a man watching TV the other night. At first there was a lot of confusion over where the metal came from. Was it from a train (the tracks run close to his house). Nope. Was it from a plane? Nope. Spacecraft? Nope. Disgruntled Aliens? Possibly.As it turns out the metal was from a wood chipper.Since the metal disrupted the guy's TV watching and</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/1742796704349078594'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/1742796704349078594'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_07_01_archive.html#1742796704349078594' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-4267490477497872090</id><published>2007-07-19T07:48:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-07-19T13:35:20.399-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Ike Turner Day!For one brief shining moment Ike Turner was going to get to celeberate Ike Turner Day on September 2, 2007. But women's groups all around St. Louis objected to the idea, claiming his violence towards women was unacceptable.Looks like Ike will need to take a lesson from Wayne Brady and start asking "Is Ike Turner gonna have to choke a bitch?"Poor missunderstood Ike. If Tina had just</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/4267490477497872090'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/4267490477497872090'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_07_01_archive.html#4267490477497872090' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_OwEs9dbY4LM/Rp96E1KtXXI/AAAAAAAAACs/2px0v_Ry7p4/s72-c/ike19flash.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-4763574016458774200</id><published>2007-07-16T08:42:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-07-16T08:42:41.189-07:00</updated><title type='text'>george bush is funny</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/4763574016458774200'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/4763574016458774200'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_07_01_archive.html#4763574016458774200' title='george bush is funny'/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-5604186286052493722</id><published>2007-07-16T08:39:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-07-16T08:39:36.042-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Top Ten George W Bush Moments</title><summary type='text'>Wait for it... yes, the left hand knows what the right hand is doing.  In Clinton's case the left hand is actually a little ashamed and jealous of the right hand...</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/5604186286052493722'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/5604186286052493722'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_07_01_archive.html#5604186286052493722' title='Top Ten George W Bush Moments'/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-6665082157210272607</id><published>2007-07-16T07:55:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-07-16T07:55:45.407-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Police Stupidity/Brutality caught on tape!!!</title><summary type='text'>According to the police department, the cop didn't do anything wrong.  I guess they get to just charge in and mace someone over 10 bucks.  Must be nice.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/6665082157210272607'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/6665082157210272607'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_07_01_archive.html#6665082157210272607' title='Police Stupidity/Brutality caught on tape!!!'/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-4241862270786694008</id><published>2007-07-10T12:29:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-07-10T12:29:34.588-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Naked we are thrust into this world from the warm and safe confines of our mothers, some of us come quietly and do not make much of a fuss while others come out kicking and screaming.  Others still have to be extracted and spend weeks or months in a neonatal ICU.No matter how we enter this world there is one thing that remains the same, the world before us is limitless in its possibilities.  Some</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/4241862270786694008'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/4241862270786694008'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_07_01_archive.html#4241862270786694008' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-4708611970302817036</id><published>2007-07-10T08:21:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-07-10T08:21:52.473-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>When you have too much ball and not enough chain.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/4708611970302817036'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/4708611970302817036'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_07_01_archive.html#4708611970302817036' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-5643997230246647121</id><published>2007-07-10T08:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-07-10T08:16:04.349-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Over the weekend 21 employees of Pepsi were kidnapped in Iraq.  This of course goes to prove that Pepsi is the choice of the new generation (of terrorists).</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/5643997230246647121'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/5643997230246647121'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_07_01_archive.html#5643997230246647121' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-6067191194331134902</id><published>2007-07-05T23:51:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-07-05T23:51:16.012-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Milf Gone Wild and Naked</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/6067191194331134902'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/6067191194331134902'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_07_01_archive.html#6067191194331134902' title='Milf Gone Wild and Naked'/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-8178420444300548602</id><published>2007-07-02T09:49:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-07-02T09:49:30.840-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Plane Race</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/8178420444300548602'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/8178420444300548602'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_07_01_archive.html#8178420444300548602' title='Plane Race'/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-3260665371119394196</id><published>2007-06-13T08:47:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-13T08:47:51.072-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Wii sex</title><summary type='text'>I don't imagine this is covered by the warranty</summary><link rel='edit' 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type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/6388266012990623083'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/6388266012990623083'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_05_01_archive.html#6388266012990623083' title='Japanese Toilet Humor - HILARIOUS'/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-5910455158367103420</id><published>2007-05-28T12:34:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-28T12:34:36.655-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>The world's smallest website.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/5910455158367103420'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/5910455158367103420'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_05_01_archive.html#5910455158367103420' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-1698990690299498140</id><published>2007-05-22T16:15:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-22T16:15:05.340-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Worst Rapper Ever</title><summary type='text'>Rapping mullet...</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/1698990690299498140'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/1698990690299498140'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_05_01_archive.html#1698990690299498140' title='Worst Rapper Ever'/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-5492622321943894360</id><published>2007-05-22T16:14:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-22T16:14:00.447-07:00</updated><title type='text'>How The Diary of Anne Frank Should have ended.</title><summary type='text'>All of these videos come from the fine people at: http://www.howitshouldhaveended.com/</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/5492622321943894360'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/5492622321943894360'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_05_01_archive.html#5492622321943894360' title='How The Diary of Anne Frank Should have ended.'/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-4085569964216683115</id><published>2007-05-22T16:13:00.015-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-22T16:13:59.784-07:00</updated><title type='text'>How Weird Science Should Have Ended</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/4085569964216683115'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/4085569964216683115'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_05_01_archive.html#4085569964216683115' title='How Weird Science Should Have Ended'/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-590706458498447796</id><published>2007-05-22T16:13:00.013-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-22T16:13:55.703-07:00</updated><title type='text'>How Superman should have ended</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/590706458498447796'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/590706458498447796'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_05_01_archive.html#590706458498447796' title='How Superman should have ended'/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-4899842966432562390</id><published>2007-05-22T16:13:00.011-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-22T16:13:54.307-07:00</updated><title type='text'>How Saving Private Ryan Should Have Ended</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/4899842966432562390'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/4899842966432562390'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_05_01_archive.html#4899842966432562390' title='How Saving Private Ryan Should Have Ended'/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-3858005708414028952</id><published>2007-05-22T16:13:00.009-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-22T16:13:50.121-07:00</updated><title type='text'>How Braveheart Should Have Ended</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/3858005708414028952'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/3858005708414028952'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_05_01_archive.html#3858005708414028952' title='How Braveheart Should Have Ended'/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-2058220956569655974</id><published>2007-05-22T16:13:00.007-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-22T16:13:48.116-07:00</updated><title type='text'>How The Matrix Should Have Ended</title><summary type='text'></summary><link 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type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/1713983138294865103'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/1713983138294865103'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_05_01_archive.html#1713983138294865103' title='How The Lord Of The Rings should have ended'/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-5727979057481676966</id><published>2007-05-22T16:13:00.003-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-22T16:13:45.281-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Screech gives a Dirty Sanchez</title><summary type='text'>YES!!!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/5727979057481676966'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/5727979057481676966'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_05_01_archive.html#5727979057481676966' title='Screech gives a Dirty Sanchez'/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-7160126066585505290</id><published>2007-05-22T16:13:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-22T16:13:44.404-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Dustin </title><summary type='text'>This will teach those lazy, shiftless, good for nothings where they stand!Comedy spoof of Kramer's rage.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/7160126066585505290'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/7160126066585505290'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_05_01_archive.html#7160126066585505290' title='Dustin '/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-5134229845595256321</id><published>2007-05-18T06:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-18T06:48:04.114-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I think I'm dead!Dude... uh, don't make brownies with weed in them if your a retard.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/5134229845595256321'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/5134229845595256321'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_05_01_archive.html#5134229845595256321' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-7856405445586625411</id><published>2007-05-17T10:46:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-17T10:46:29.769-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Patada subte Times Square</title><summary type='text'>This is why some people should not be alowed to take children out in public, or have children.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/7856405445586625411'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/7856405445586625411'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_05_01_archive.html#7856405445586625411' title='Patada subte Times Square'/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-4466956927215568622</id><published>2007-05-09T06:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-09T06:52:52.678-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Mein GutToday I heard that the play "Mein Gut" will now come with a disclaimer warning people that a chicken is roasted during one of the acts.  The play, which is focused on a man losing his battle with his gut, is, according to some, going to offend vegans with the roasting of a chicken.In related stories plays that feature smoking or other "vulgar acts" now have to have warnings as well.People</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/4466956927215568622'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/4466956927215568622'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_05_01_archive.html#4466956927215568622' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-5295477979206720706</id><published>2007-04-26T11:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-26T11:43:02.670-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>My 2 cents for the day...The house and the senate past a spending bill that sets a withdraw time for Iraq. So basicly what the goverment is saying is we built the fire, we tossed the gas on the fire, we light the matches, and now that it is out of control it is time for us to leave and let the natives solve the problem because when it comes down to it, how does it really effect us?I hate to side </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/5295477979206720706'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/5295477979206720706'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_04_01_archive.html#5295477979206720706' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_OwEs9dbY4LM/RjDyh2D_qVI/AAAAAAAAACA/cxO2SeEKwVk/s72-c/shilpa-shetty-photo.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-8326307419907942730</id><published>2007-04-12T08:37:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-12T09:07:05.996-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>USA Today is running a series on the top 25... trends, quotes, books, etc.The list of books can be seen here: http://www.usatoday.com/life/top25-books.htm and at the top of the list is Harry Potter. This list only covers the last 25 years of publishing but if we go a bit further back you have to include the Bible and other books considering:1. It is a book2. People are willing to kill over their </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/8326307419907942730'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/8326307419907942730'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_04_01_archive.html#8326307419907942730' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-5590798699073875195</id><published>2007-04-11T07:08:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-11T07:09:19.177-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>The first (and as far as we know only) underwater resturant:http://www.bloggingwv.com/unique-underwater-restaurant-with-stunning-views/</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/5590798699073875195'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/5590798699073875195'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_04_01_archive.html#5590798699073875195' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-2418210339091114341</id><published>2007-03-28T07:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-03-28T08:21:27.362-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Who says Sadam is such a bad guy? He's the man in the moon afterall!Check out these links:http://www.ammoman.com/gunshots.htmlhttp://www.ordena.com/digg/sinkhole.htmlhttp://www.voltier.com/hot/</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/2418210339091114341'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/2418210339091114341'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_03_01_archive.html#2418210339091114341' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_OwEs9dbY4LM/Rgp42qOTuqI/AAAAAAAAABw/wOsIL5HReCE/s72-c/saddam-hussien-illusion.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-7553170174997359691</id><published>2007-03-26T11:01:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-03-26T11:02:39.015-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Some cool pictures:http://www.frogview.com/show.php?file=1745</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/7553170174997359691'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/7553170174997359691'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_03_01_archive.html#7553170174997359691' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-6443986100143573948</id><published>2007-03-26T11:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-03-26T11:01:08.341-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>A nice vacation spot:  http://www1.hilton.com/en_US/hi/hotel/MLEHITW-Hilton-Maldives-Resort-Spa-Rangali-Island/index.do</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/6443986100143573948'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/6443986100143573948'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_03_01_archive.html#6443986100143573948' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-7750948587702726920</id><published>2007-03-23T11:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-03-23T12:03:14.941-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>You think you have skin problems???From Skirmisher comes this photo: My favorite part of the story about this man is the adds on the right side were sex related (from find singles to 'fu*k hot females.'  I know the first thing I thought of was "Man those hands turn me on!"  So hot!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/7750948587702726920'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/7750948587702726920'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_03_01_archive.html#7750948587702726920' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-6871033724431626402</id><published>2007-03-23T11:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-03-23T11:47:12.735-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Former optometrist gets 15 months for sex crimeApparently this eye doctor had a sexual conversation with a 20 year old woman while checking her eyes and according to some reports showed her pictures of himself naked on his cell phone and then allegedly fondled and kissed her and then asked her if she would like to go back to his place...I just want to know if he held the photos of his penis up </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/6871033724431626402'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/6871033724431626402'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_03_01_archive.html#6871033724431626402' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-7237618451294087392</id><published>2007-03-20T08:08:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-03-20T08:08:28.932-07:00</updated><title type='text'>History of the Awkward Moment</title><summary type='text'>Go ahead, jam away.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/7237618451294087392'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/7237618451294087392'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_03_01_archive.html#7237618451294087392' title='History of the Awkward Moment'/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6319902.post-547960097707332645</id><published>2007-03-20T07:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-03-20T07:28:15.019-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Not the best way to get to first class...During a flight from Delhi to London a 74 year old woman passed away in coach.  Her body was then moved to first class due to safety reasons (there has to be way to get around the body but coach was filled so they couldn't keep her there).When the guy sitting next to where they placed the woman noticed she was dead and complained to the airline he was told</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/547960097707332645'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6319902/posts/default/547960097707332645'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://acksjay.blogspot.com/2007_03_01_archive.html#547960097707332645' title=''/><author><name>Charlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05443657166566698169</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q230/CharlieJax/Family/000_0011.jpg'/></author></entry></feed>
