Today I'd like to report on two bits of news I just heard about. The first is the father who got 15 years for shaking a New Year's Day baby. While this is a horrible and tragic event Chris Rock said it best, "I wouldn't do it; but I understand."
Sadly sometimes parents just cannot take it anymore and the only thing they have left, the only thing their limited sanity of night after night of no sleep and confusion that a baby brings into a house, the only thing their body can do is shake while yelling "WHY CAN'T YOU STOP CRYING?!?!"
So let us all try and remember how hard it is to be a parent before we judge any mother or father that shakes their baby. It is a horrible horrible thing; but at that very moment, that second, their body may have just left them feeling like they had no choice.
So I repeat Chris Rock's statement, I wouldn't do it; but I understand... I understand.
The good news is he will get plenty of time to think about it... just about the time his daughter would have been asking for a car...
The second bit of news is a little bit lighter...
A man, looking to please his girlfriend, decided to install a dildo on the blade of his saber saw. While using the duct taped home built system the blade sawed its way through the rubberized penis and into his girlfriend... the result was a bit messy but the doctors were able to patch her back together again.
This one I don't quite get... who is the dumb ass who says "Yeah, great idea... shove your saw blade wrapped in rubber inside me!"
Let me just give this bit of advice: Rubber is softer than most woods... Do not wrap a saw blade in it, attach it to a saw, and shove it inside your vagina.
It is not going to end well.
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