Dragnet: Larry Craig

Miss Teen USA Contestant Stupified by Question

South Carolina had a bit of a brain fart, but go US Americans!

Larry Craig...

All I have to say about Senator Craig is, if rubbing your shoe against another man's shoe and waving at people under a bathroom stall is wrong, how the hell do mute people get toilet paper when their stall is out?

Maybe Larry boy was eating a ham sandwich while trying to get the attention of his fellow pooper so that he could borrow some Charmin. Then again, maybe he wanted to borrow some hot man-seed.

Everyone has quoted him as saying: "Let me be clear, I am not gay, I never have been gay," Mr. Craig said. Seems a little too much protesting to me, like a 11 year old boy not wanting to admit he likes a girl (or boy).

Perhaps Mr. Craig just wanted to play Battleshits with his neighbor but was afraid to express his desire in words.

I got an email the other day from a parent who wanted to find out what was going on with their child here at work. Apparently the child (or the parent) had applied a year or so ago and had been removed from the system.

Anyway, because the person requesting information was not the applicant I was not at liberty to share any information with them. I eventualy got a response that basicly said their child was a minor and they were the legal guardian and they still wanted information. I told them no.

Today I got an email thanking me for being so "unhelpful."

Funny that the "kid" who is 18 (give or take a few years) and applying to work in a major corporation but he is not responsible enough to find out what is going on with his own application!

The parent wonders why the child was not accepted...