I got an email the other day from a parent who wanted to find out what was going on with their child here at work. Apparently the child (or the parent) had applied a year or so ago and had been removed from the system.
Anyway, because the person requesting information was not the applicant I was not at liberty to share any information with them. I eventualy got a response that basicly said their child was a minor and they were the legal guardian and they still wanted information. I told them no.
Today I got an email thanking me for being so "unhelpful."
Funny that the "kid" who is 18 (give or take a few years) and applying to work in a major corporation but he is not responsible enough to find out what is going on with his own application!
The parent wonders why the child was not accepted...
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Even better...
This woman has a few requirements, My favorite is #5. I also like the last sentence.
Hello, I have posted here before...something happened to my email and I lost all of my information on guys that were interested in my gang bang...We have decided to have this on Saturday the 28th. I had so many responses before that I could not possibly even respond to that many men much less handle that many..so I have added a few requirements for the bang.
1. You must be male.
2. You must be d/d free (as I am also)
3. You must be willing to bring your own and wear condoms(this is a requirement)
4. You must be very clean (as I am also)
5. You must bring your own lube.
6. You must reply with a pic...I can send some in return (responses without pics will not be read) 7. You must not be a psycho!!!!
If you meet or are willing to meet these requirements, please feel free to email my yahoo at amyer69 and give me a brief description of why you would like to participate in my gang bang.
I am 5'1, female (and have always been a female), 170lbs., brown hair, green eyes, 38C breasts...
This woman has a few requirements, My favorite is #5. I also like the last sentence.
Hello, I have posted here before...something happened to my email and I lost all of my information on guys that were interested in my gang bang...We have decided to have this on Saturday the 28th. I had so many responses before that I could not possibly even respond to that many men much less handle that many..so I have added a few requirements for the bang.
1. You must be male.
2. You must be d/d free (as I am also)
3. You must be willing to bring your own and wear condoms(this is a requirement)
4. You must be very clean (as I am also)
5. You must bring your own lube.
6. You must reply with a pic...I can send some in return (responses without pics will not be read) 7. You must not be a psycho!!!!
If you meet or are willing to meet these requirements, please feel free to email my yahoo at amyer69 and give me a brief description of why you would like to participate in my gang bang.
I am 5'1, female (and have always been a female), 170lbs., brown hair, green eyes, 38C breasts...
English please!
The following is taken from Craig's List: http://stlouis.craigslist.org/w4m/381118734.html. Isn't it wonderful how people randomly elect to ignore the correct use of the English language.
Dear Gentlemen,
First off, thank-you for taking the opportunity to take a look at this ad. Let's hope you can handle the challenge!
Instead of writing some wimpy poor dramatic ad that is unrealistic. I am going to take for my first time and just get to the point and be direct.
I really need a gentlemen who can show me around a good time!!!!
You must have a picture/s of yourself or a web-cam to reply me. We will NOT move forward unless you do!!
What I am looking for... really it's not much. (lol)
I am wanting a guy to blow me away and show me a really good time for a first date. Later mutually when the date is over we will see where things go. You must have your own car, education is a plus, a job is REQUIRED! (no lazy bums sorry) Must not be shy and be able to communicate! Self-Confidence is really key! Out-going is really a great sign! Someone that also really cares about their health. (Not a severe health conscious person) Just one that doesn't make the habit of going out to eat fast-food all of the time.a BIG-TIME plus is you being able to be a really GREAT cook!!! You MUST know what manners are! (Don't have to be mannered all of the time... just certain occasions) Just a few more things!! (Thanks for bearing with me) Helpful if you are spontaneous and romantic too! Although men with an edge and hint of them liking danger is a turn-on too! :)
I really want someone that can be themselves. Not being cocky or arrogant. I don't need games in my life and one-night stands. This is a serious ad! Age requirements: I would like to seek men between the ages of: 22-30.
As for me... your picture will get mine if your selected! If chosen, I will give a lot more information about myself as well. Just don't want to waste my time if if its not worth it. (Sorry)
If you can really persuade me why your the one to get selected and get chosen! I promise your in for a real treat! I really like to treat men very well and spoil to a great extent!
Good-luck gentlemen!
May the best man be in for the time of their life if you win!!
The following is taken from Craig's List: http://stlouis.craigslist.org/w4m/381118734.html. Isn't it wonderful how people randomly elect to ignore the correct use of the English language.
Dear Gentlemen,
First off, thank-you for taking the opportunity to take a look at this ad. Let's hope you can handle the challenge!
Instead of writing some wimpy poor dramatic ad that is unrealistic. I am going to take for my first time and just get to the point and be direct.
I really need a gentlemen who can show me around a good time!!!!
You must have a picture/s of yourself or a web-cam to reply me. We will NOT move forward unless you do!!
What I am looking for... really it's not much. (lol)
I am wanting a guy to blow me away and show me a really good time for a first date. Later mutually when the date is over we will see where things go. You must have your own car, education is a plus, a job is REQUIRED! (no lazy bums sorry) Must not be shy and be able to communicate! Self-Confidence is really key! Out-going is really a great sign! Someone that also really cares about their health. (Not a severe health conscious person) Just one that doesn't make the habit of going out to eat fast-food all of the time.a BIG-TIME plus is you being able to be a really GREAT cook!!! You MUST know what manners are! (Don't have to be mannered all of the time... just certain occasions) Just a few more things!! (Thanks for bearing with me) Helpful if you are spontaneous and romantic too! Although men with an edge and hint of them liking danger is a turn-on too! :)
I really want someone that can be themselves. Not being cocky or arrogant. I don't need games in my life and one-night stands. This is a serious ad! Age requirements: I would like to seek men between the ages of: 22-30.
As for me... your picture will get mine if your selected! If chosen, I will give a lot more information about myself as well. Just don't want to waste my time if if its not worth it. (Sorry)
If you can really persuade me why your the one to get selected and get chosen! I promise your in for a real treat! I really like to treat men very well and spoil to a great extent!
Good-luck gentlemen!
May the best man be in for the time of their life if you win!!
Monday, July 23, 2007
Friday, July 20, 2007
Thursday, July 19, 2007
Alien metal... er, not quite.
A chunk of metal disturbed a man watching TV the other night. At first there was a lot of confusion over where the metal came from. Was it from a train (the tracks run close to his house). Nope. Was it from a plane? Nope. Spacecraft? Nope. Disgruntled Aliens? Possibly.
As it turns out the metal was from a wood chipper.
Since the metal disrupted the guy's TV watching and forced him to pay attention to it, many believe that the metal is female.
Full story.
A chunk of metal disturbed a man watching TV the other night. At first there was a lot of confusion over where the metal came from. Was it from a train (the tracks run close to his house). Nope. Was it from a plane? Nope. Spacecraft? Nope. Disgruntled Aliens? Possibly.
As it turns out the metal was from a wood chipper.
Since the metal disrupted the guy's TV watching and forced him to pay attention to it, many believe that the metal is female.
Full story.
Ike Turner Day!
For one brief shining moment Ike Turner was going to get to celeberate Ike Turner Day on September 2, 2007. But women's groups all around St. Louis objected to the idea, claiming his violence towards women was unacceptable.
Looks like Ike will need to take a lesson from Wayne Brady and start asking "Is Ike Turner gonna have to choke a bitch?"
Poor missunderstood Ike. If Tina had just eaten the cake...
For one brief shining moment Ike Turner was going to get to celeberate Ike Turner Day on September 2, 2007. But women's groups all around St. Louis objected to the idea, claiming his violence towards women was unacceptable.
Looks like Ike will need to take a lesson from Wayne Brady and start asking "Is Ike Turner gonna have to choke a bitch?"
Poor missunderstood Ike. If Tina had just eaten the cake...
Monday, July 16, 2007
Top Ten George W Bush Moments
Wait for it... yes, the left hand knows what the right hand is doing. In Clinton's case the left hand is actually a little ashamed and jealous of the right hand...
Police Stupidity/Brutality caught on tape!!!
According to the police department, the cop didn't do anything wrong. I guess they get to just charge in and mace someone over 10 bucks. Must be nice.
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Naked we are thrust into this world from the warm and safe confines of our mothers, some of us come quietly and do not make much of a fuss while others come out kicking and screaming. Others still have to be extracted and spend weeks or months in a neonatal ICU.
No matter how we enter this world there is one thing that remains the same, the world before us is limitless in its possibilities. Some babies will die their in their mothers arms lost and confused and others may grow to be president, which does not eliminate the probability that they will remain lost and confused. In today’s world it is likely that we will live for seventy plus years and die in a bed someplace lost and confused once again.
Of the people I have known and watched be slowly lead away from life were both of my grandmothers. One died under the veil of Alzheimer's, which to me is possibly the most horrible ways to go, looking out through your eyes and not recognizing the things before you, even if you have seen those things thousands of times before. Stripped of being you, your body slowly gives up and lets you move on.
I have seen others die much faster but I assure you that each of them has had a moment where they were lost and confused, possibly even longer before the darkness closed in around them.
I do not write these things to shine a light on the terminality of death but to get closer to my subject… life. Life is a constantly amazing struggle. We are constantly set upon by choice after choice and the even greater issue of the result of the choices we make. Do I get out of bed? Do I really want to go into work today? Should I answer this phone call? What if I cheat on my spouse? Should I go back to school? What underwear should I wear today? What is the limit of who I am? Who am I?
People often talk about going back to a “simpler time” or enjoying a “simpler life” but you cannot achieve either simply by buying a time machine or moving to live in a forest (or whatever your “simpler life” happens to be). We are all creatures of our pasts, our experiences, and the events of each day we live. Moving to a new location or time will not change the past or the way we approach things.
For example, here is a situation: You are in an elevator with a very attractive member of the opposite sex. They lean over, stop the elevator, and then start to kiss you. You have never met this person before but you do find them extremely attractive. There are a lot of factors that might weigh into your decision at this point. Some might be, how horny you are, if you are married, if you are faithful to your spouse or partner, if you felt that you could carry the burden of knowing you cheater on someone, etc.) All of your past decisions and experiences would come into play in determining how you reacted to the situation.
In the end I imagine that most people would do it (not just because the world really does revolve around sex) but that people believe that they can get away with it, that no one will know (even if the little camera in the elevator is recording all of it). Even people who are morally against such a thing might jump at the chance to experience the release that can be found in pure lust.
This brings me to a greater question of morals and ethics. In today’s world it seems that the people that “define” our morals and ethics are commonly the ones that are being caught breaking the rules. I have stated, for quite some time, that morals and ethics are a personal thing and that in general they cannot be applied to a society. I do not disagree that a society in itself needs to have rules and guidelines for the betterment of the community.
On the other hand I tend to avoid following the laws and rules of our nation just as many people do. Even people who are faithful to certain religions tend to fail to follow the guidelines they expect others to follow. (How often does Jerry Falwell judge other people?!) I have my own set of ethics and morals, I do not expect others to follow them and some are similar to the rules that most nations have adopted (no stealing, killing, etc… unless of course there is a valid reason for such ;)
Time for another example, and yes I am going to use sex again here. Why sex you might ask? Because people both enjoy are fear it. There is a constant concern over the amount of sex in the world yet those same people want to have more of it. They don’t want to expose their children to it which makes the children all the more interested in it and drives them to learn on their own. Sex is nothing more than the physical bond between two people. This bond might last minutes, hours, months, or years. It might be the physical manifestation of two people love, lust, boredom, friendship, need, or even a financial transaction. Sex, all by itself is nothing more than two people, be it male and female, female and female, or male and male, bumping (and thrusting and rubbing and biting and … ) body parts together. We have put such a high importance on the act of sex that it has become the ultimate expression of love even though it is simply nothing more than how we reproduce and hookers get paid for letting men screw them every day.
Before I get to the example I want to step back and say that it is not the act of having sex with someone other than your spouse or partner that causes the issues. It is the emotional importance that people put on sex. Because we as humans have “decided” that sex is the pinnacle of how we express our love we tie such strong emotional bonds to it that if our significant other does have sex with someone else we cannot help but feel hurt, like that private act that was reserved for just the two of you has been spoiled by another. When, in fact, your spouse probably just had physical urges that needed attention and most cases where people cheat it is because they feel that their needs are not being met be it physical or emotional needs.
Now… back to my example of morals and the ethics of the day.
For most people there is nothing wrong with having sex with your spouse. (Lets just keep it as a married couple right now, since you start to get into all kinds of morals when you talk about unmarried people and homosexual lovers).
Even fewer people would object to you and your spouse being outside. But if you combine the two then you have suddenly crossed a line. You can even go to jail and receive a sex offender tag.
Who does the act hurt? No one, not even if a buss load of pre-teens were to drive and catch you while one is wearing a dog collar and the other is holding the leash. Sure, it might provide for an uncomfortable situation but kids are smart. You can sit down and talk to them, tell them what was going on and discuss it openly they will be accepting of what happened and likely forget about it a few days later (if not hours or minutes). They will not be scarred for life, the only way they will be scarred for life is if parents and the community drive into them that their bodies are something to be ashamed of and that sex is bad.
Now, I am not saying that kids should be having sex or that everyone should be fucking on the street corner (it would be terribly difficult to get anything done). I am all for public nudity though. I think that if we eliminated clothes and stopped driving into kids heads all the horrors of sex and the human body that we would a) be a lot mentally healthier, b) be a lot physically healthier because people would be more active and keep their bodies in better shape because you cannot hide behind baggy clothes when there are no clothes, c) rape and sexual crimes would go down. I know that most sex crimes are crimes of power not passion but by eliminating the power that is generated by the act of seeing someone naked or having sex then we could go a long way towards stopping these crimes. It is ironic that rape, which is basically the act of taking away someone’s right to choose to have sex and I consider one of the most horrible crimes, is against the law while people that are against rape (and taking away a person’s right to choose) are also against abortion (and the right to make a choice). (That of course is a very simplistic view and the two issues have many sub and side issues to them and in no way am I saying that rape is OK or that Abortion is right or wrong).
To get back to my example, personally I do not see anything wrong with two, four, one thousand people having sex out in a public area. Now, I do imagine that it would cause quite a stir if it became common place (just think about having to step over two people having sex just to check out at the supermarket). Would there be something wrong with that? No, but it could be inconvenient. I’ve personally come across a number of people that were having sex in public (a few even in numbers greater than two) and I’ve committed similar acts myself. None of which have offended me, caused me to go blind, or changed my outlook on the world.
Now, to tie everything together, in life we have a lot of choices. Some are easy such as do I brush my teeth today? Some may seem easy but then later we wish we had chosen differently (Such as what underwear to wear). Some are complex and seem impossible (What child do I save from falling off the cliff?) Our personal history is what provides us with the ability to make the choices at whatever level we select to do so. Once made, we move on to the next choice and the next one until we run out of choices when the veil of darkness closes around us. We are only limited by our own personality, our own limits, our own version of what is right and wrong. To that point I am here to say that setting limits on yourself that stop you from trying new things, experiencing everything life has to offer is a horrible thing to do to yourself. If you find yourself in this position you should look to make a change in yourself before you make a change in where you live or if you have invented time travel then when you life. Changing where or when you are does not change who you are. Sometimes they can help you do so but if you are not willing to make that change then location and time will not make you any happier.
In the end we all go the same way so get out there and live life. Don’t limit yourself.
No matter how we enter this world there is one thing that remains the same, the world before us is limitless in its possibilities. Some babies will die their in their mothers arms lost and confused and others may grow to be president, which does not eliminate the probability that they will remain lost and confused. In today’s world it is likely that we will live for seventy plus years and die in a bed someplace lost and confused once again.
Of the people I have known and watched be slowly lead away from life were both of my grandmothers. One died under the veil of Alzheimer's, which to me is possibly the most horrible ways to go, looking out through your eyes and not recognizing the things before you, even if you have seen those things thousands of times before. Stripped of being you, your body slowly gives up and lets you move on.
I have seen others die much faster but I assure you that each of them has had a moment where they were lost and confused, possibly even longer before the darkness closed in around them.
I do not write these things to shine a light on the terminality of death but to get closer to my subject… life. Life is a constantly amazing struggle. We are constantly set upon by choice after choice and the even greater issue of the result of the choices we make. Do I get out of bed? Do I really want to go into work today? Should I answer this phone call? What if I cheat on my spouse? Should I go back to school? What underwear should I wear today? What is the limit of who I am? Who am I?
People often talk about going back to a “simpler time” or enjoying a “simpler life” but you cannot achieve either simply by buying a time machine or moving to live in a forest (or whatever your “simpler life” happens to be). We are all creatures of our pasts, our experiences, and the events of each day we live. Moving to a new location or time will not change the past or the way we approach things.
For example, here is a situation: You are in an elevator with a very attractive member of the opposite sex. They lean over, stop the elevator, and then start to kiss you. You have never met this person before but you do find them extremely attractive. There are a lot of factors that might weigh into your decision at this point. Some might be, how horny you are, if you are married, if you are faithful to your spouse or partner, if you felt that you could carry the burden of knowing you cheater on someone, etc.) All of your past decisions and experiences would come into play in determining how you reacted to the situation.
In the end I imagine that most people would do it (not just because the world really does revolve around sex) but that people believe that they can get away with it, that no one will know (even if the little camera in the elevator is recording all of it). Even people who are morally against such a thing might jump at the chance to experience the release that can be found in pure lust.
This brings me to a greater question of morals and ethics. In today’s world it seems that the people that “define” our morals and ethics are commonly the ones that are being caught breaking the rules. I have stated, for quite some time, that morals and ethics are a personal thing and that in general they cannot be applied to a society. I do not disagree that a society in itself needs to have rules and guidelines for the betterment of the community.
On the other hand I tend to avoid following the laws and rules of our nation just as many people do. Even people who are faithful to certain religions tend to fail to follow the guidelines they expect others to follow. (How often does Jerry Falwell judge other people?!) I have my own set of ethics and morals, I do not expect others to follow them and some are similar to the rules that most nations have adopted (no stealing, killing, etc… unless of course there is a valid reason for such ;)
Time for another example, and yes I am going to use sex again here. Why sex you might ask? Because people both enjoy are fear it. There is a constant concern over the amount of sex in the world yet those same people want to have more of it. They don’t want to expose their children to it which makes the children all the more interested in it and drives them to learn on their own. Sex is nothing more than the physical bond between two people. This bond might last minutes, hours, months, or years. It might be the physical manifestation of two people love, lust, boredom, friendship, need, or even a financial transaction. Sex, all by itself is nothing more than two people, be it male and female, female and female, or male and male, bumping (and thrusting and rubbing and biting and … ) body parts together. We have put such a high importance on the act of sex that it has become the ultimate expression of love even though it is simply nothing more than how we reproduce and hookers get paid for letting men screw them every day.
Before I get to the example I want to step back and say that it is not the act of having sex with someone other than your spouse or partner that causes the issues. It is the emotional importance that people put on sex. Because we as humans have “decided” that sex is the pinnacle of how we express our love we tie such strong emotional bonds to it that if our significant other does have sex with someone else we cannot help but feel hurt, like that private act that was reserved for just the two of you has been spoiled by another. When, in fact, your spouse probably just had physical urges that needed attention and most cases where people cheat it is because they feel that their needs are not being met be it physical or emotional needs.
Now… back to my example of morals and the ethics of the day.
For most people there is nothing wrong with having sex with your spouse. (Lets just keep it as a married couple right now, since you start to get into all kinds of morals when you talk about unmarried people and homosexual lovers).
Even fewer people would object to you and your spouse being outside. But if you combine the two then you have suddenly crossed a line. You can even go to jail and receive a sex offender tag.
Who does the act hurt? No one, not even if a buss load of pre-teens were to drive and catch you while one is wearing a dog collar and the other is holding the leash. Sure, it might provide for an uncomfortable situation but kids are smart. You can sit down and talk to them, tell them what was going on and discuss it openly they will be accepting of what happened and likely forget about it a few days later (if not hours or minutes). They will not be scarred for life, the only way they will be scarred for life is if parents and the community drive into them that their bodies are something to be ashamed of and that sex is bad.
Now, I am not saying that kids should be having sex or that everyone should be fucking on the street corner (it would be terribly difficult to get anything done). I am all for public nudity though. I think that if we eliminated clothes and stopped driving into kids heads all the horrors of sex and the human body that we would a) be a lot mentally healthier, b) be a lot physically healthier because people would be more active and keep their bodies in better shape because you cannot hide behind baggy clothes when there are no clothes, c) rape and sexual crimes would go down. I know that most sex crimes are crimes of power not passion but by eliminating the power that is generated by the act of seeing someone naked or having sex then we could go a long way towards stopping these crimes. It is ironic that rape, which is basically the act of taking away someone’s right to choose to have sex and I consider one of the most horrible crimes, is against the law while people that are against rape (and taking away a person’s right to choose) are also against abortion (and the right to make a choice). (That of course is a very simplistic view and the two issues have many sub and side issues to them and in no way am I saying that rape is OK or that Abortion is right or wrong).
To get back to my example, personally I do not see anything wrong with two, four, one thousand people having sex out in a public area. Now, I do imagine that it would cause quite a stir if it became common place (just think about having to step over two people having sex just to check out at the supermarket). Would there be something wrong with that? No, but it could be inconvenient. I’ve personally come across a number of people that were having sex in public (a few even in numbers greater than two) and I’ve committed similar acts myself. None of which have offended me, caused me to go blind, or changed my outlook on the world.
Now, to tie everything together, in life we have a lot of choices. Some are easy such as do I brush my teeth today? Some may seem easy but then later we wish we had chosen differently (Such as what underwear to wear). Some are complex and seem impossible (What child do I save from falling off the cliff?) Our personal history is what provides us with the ability to make the choices at whatever level we select to do so. Once made, we move on to the next choice and the next one until we run out of choices when the veil of darkness closes around us. We are only limited by our own personality, our own limits, our own version of what is right and wrong. To that point I am here to say that setting limits on yourself that stop you from trying new things, experiencing everything life has to offer is a horrible thing to do to yourself. If you find yourself in this position you should look to make a change in yourself before you make a change in where you live or if you have invented time travel then when you life. Changing where or when you are does not change who you are. Sometimes they can help you do so but if you are not willing to make that change then location and time will not make you any happier.
In the end we all go the same way so get out there and live life. Don’t limit yourself.
Thursday, July 05, 2007
Monday, July 02, 2007
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
Monday, May 28, 2007
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
How The Diary of Anne Frank Should have ended.
All of these videos come from the fine people at: http://www.howitshouldhaveended.com/
Dustin
This will teach those lazy, shiftless, good for nothings where they stand!
Comedy spoof of Kramer's rage.
Friday, May 18, 2007
Thursday, May 17, 2007
Patada subte Times Square
This is why some people should not be alowed to take children out in public, or have children.
Wednesday, May 09, 2007
Mein Gut
Today I heard that the play "Mein Gut" will now come with a disclaimer warning people that a chicken is roasted during one of the acts. The play, which is focused on a man losing his battle with his gut, is, according to some, going to offend vegans with the roasting of a chicken.
In related stories plays that feature smoking or other "vulgar acts" now have to have warnings as well.
People are also pushing to have details such as "smoking" and "drinking" added to the rating information of movies.
Just another reason why I am sad to call myself a liberal because it the liberal extremists that are stupid enough to rally to these causes and make the rest of us look bad. You want to stand up for the environment or try and get people to stop smoking that is fine, but when your upset that someone is roasting a chicken in a play or there is a lit cigarette on stage in a theater you may need to get a grip on your world.
Today I heard that the play "Mein Gut" will now come with a disclaimer warning people that a chicken is roasted during one of the acts. The play, which is focused on a man losing his battle with his gut, is, according to some, going to offend vegans with the roasting of a chicken.
In related stories plays that feature smoking or other "vulgar acts" now have to have warnings as well.
People are also pushing to have details such as "smoking" and "drinking" added to the rating information of movies.
Just another reason why I am sad to call myself a liberal because it the liberal extremists that are stupid enough to rally to these causes and make the rest of us look bad. You want to stand up for the environment or try and get people to stop smoking that is fine, but when your upset that someone is roasting a chicken in a play or there is a lit cigarette on stage in a theater you may need to get a grip on your world.
Thursday, April 26, 2007
My 2 cents for the day...
The house and the senate past a spending bill that sets a withdraw time for Iraq. So basicly what the goverment is saying is we built the fire, we tossed the gas on the fire, we light the matches, and now that it is out of control it is time for us to leave and let the natives solve the problem because when it comes down to it, how does it really effect us?
I hate to side with Bush but that plan just does not work.
Richard Gere kisses Shilpa Shetty.
Maybe he went a little overboard, but hey wouldn't you too? I mean, check her out!
Yeah, yeah, I kissed her because it was funny... yeah!
The house and the senate past a spending bill that sets a withdraw time for Iraq. So basicly what the goverment is saying is we built the fire, we tossed the gas on the fire, we light the matches, and now that it is out of control it is time for us to leave and let the natives solve the problem because when it comes down to it, how does it really effect us?
I hate to side with Bush but that plan just does not work.
Richard Gere kisses Shilpa Shetty.
Maybe he went a little overboard, but hey wouldn't you too? I mean, check her out!
Yeah, yeah, I kissed her because it was funny... yeah!
Thursday, April 12, 2007
USA Today is running a series on the top 25... trends, quotes, books, etc.
The list of books can be seen here: http://www.usatoday.com/life/top25-books.htm and at the top of the list is Harry Potter. This list only covers the last 25 years of publishing but if we go a bit further back you have to include the Bible and other books considering:
1. It is a book
2. People are willing to kill over their interpretation of what is in it
3. It is the most published book ever (besides the Ikea catalog) and it is the #1 seller ever (although the Harry Potter SERIES has outsold it).
I think the big thing there is that people are willing to kill over the Bible, I've yet to hear someone start yelling about Voldamont as they shoot people with their magic wands. (I am sure I spelled his name wrong but the good news is I don't really care).
I think my 25 list would be a bit different:
The bible (sure I'm not religious and if I was I really would not select this option) certainly deserves to be on ANY list of books that effect people. As does the Qur'an and every other religious text (Jewish texts would probably out number them all if there had not been the wholesale slaughter of Jews for just about the entire history of mankind).
Books from guys like Salman Rushdie (UPDATE: Rushdie is on the list), Shakespeare, and I might even include the Harry Potter books should be on the list because they certainly caused a stir. Hell, millions of people wanted to kill Rushdie.
How about the Anarchist Cookbook?
Dr. Seuss?
Tom Sawyer, Of Mice and Men, the Iliad...
Dan Brown might deserve a spot on the list but it would be much lower, historically things like the Roman code of laws would have to far outrank his writing (which overall really is not all that good he just chose a hot subject).
Now, I'll admit that Oprah has had a huge effect on getting people to read but the books she selects don't really change the nation or effect us in one way or another. The same can be said about the 9/11 Report. The event affected us but the book, while pointing out the mistakes we made, didn't really move the country (except to be upset when they found out they paid for a book you can get for free).
Here is a much better list of the top 10 most influential books of all-time. Although I am sure there are arguments to be made with this list as well you at least have to respect the choices for what they are, books that have influenced people's actions or reactions...
At least the list of quotes is a little more respectable (if not amusing): http://www.usatoday.com/news/top25-quotes.htm
The list of books can be seen here: http://www.usatoday.com/life/top25-books.htm and at the top of the list is Harry Potter. This list only covers the last 25 years of publishing but if we go a bit further back you have to include the Bible and other books considering:
1. It is a book
2. People are willing to kill over their interpretation of what is in it
3. It is the most published book ever (besides the Ikea catalog) and it is the #1 seller ever (although the Harry Potter SERIES has outsold it).
I think the big thing there is that people are willing to kill over the Bible, I've yet to hear someone start yelling about Voldamont as they shoot people with their magic wands. (I am sure I spelled his name wrong but the good news is I don't really care).
I think my 25 list would be a bit different:
The bible (sure I'm not religious and if I was I really would not select this option) certainly deserves to be on ANY list of books that effect people. As does the Qur'an and every other religious text (Jewish texts would probably out number them all if there had not been the wholesale slaughter of Jews for just about the entire history of mankind).
Books from guys like Salman Rushdie (UPDATE: Rushdie is on the list), Shakespeare, and I might even include the Harry Potter books should be on the list because they certainly caused a stir. Hell, millions of people wanted to kill Rushdie.
How about the Anarchist Cookbook?
Dr. Seuss?
Tom Sawyer, Of Mice and Men, the Iliad...
Dan Brown might deserve a spot on the list but it would be much lower, historically things like the Roman code of laws would have to far outrank his writing (which overall really is not all that good he just chose a hot subject).
Now, I'll admit that Oprah has had a huge effect on getting people to read but the books she selects don't really change the nation or effect us in one way or another. The same can be said about the 9/11 Report. The event affected us but the book, while pointing out the mistakes we made, didn't really move the country (except to be upset when they found out they paid for a book you can get for free).
Here is a much better list of the top 10 most influential books of all-time. Although I am sure there are arguments to be made with this list as well you at least have to respect the choices for what they are, books that have influenced people's actions or reactions...
At least the list of quotes is a little more respectable (if not amusing): http://www.usatoday.com/news/top25-quotes.htm
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
The first (and as far as we know only) underwater resturant:
http://www.bloggingwv.com/unique-underwater-restaurant-with-stunning-views/
http://www.bloggingwv.com/unique-underwater-restaurant-with-stunning-views/
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
Who says Sadam is such a bad guy? He's the man in the moon afterall!
Check out these links:
http://www.ammoman.com/gunshots.html
http://www.ordena.com/digg/sinkhole.html
http://www.voltier.com/hot/
Check out these links:
http://www.ammoman.com/gunshots.html
http://www.ordena.com/digg/sinkhole.html
http://www.voltier.com/hot/
Monday, March 26, 2007
Friday, March 23, 2007
You think you have skin problems???
From Skirmisher comes this photo:
From Skirmisher comes this photo:
My favorite part of the story about this man is the adds on the right side were sex related (from find singles to 'fu*k hot females.' I know the first thing I thought of was "Man those hands turn me on!" So hot!
Former optometrist gets 15 months for sex crime
Apparently this eye doctor had a sexual conversation with a 20 year old woman while checking her eyes and according to some reports showed her pictures of himself naked on his cell phone and then allegedly fondled and kissed her and then asked her if she would like to go back to his place...
I just want to know if he held the photos of his penis up and said "Is this better or worse?"
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Not the best way to get to first class...
During a flight from Delhi to London a 74 year old woman passed away in coach. Her body was then moved to first class due to safety reasons (there has to be way to get around the body but coach was filled so they couldn't keep her there).
When the guy sitting next to where they placed the woman noticed she was dead and complained to the airline he was told "To get over it."
Now, I'll give you that he needs to get the hell over it, but you would think that the airline would give him some frequent flyer miles or something, he did spend 6000 dollars on his seat and getting a dead woman stuck next to you for a long flight is a little creapy...
He did get the woman's peanuts though.
Story
During a flight from Delhi to London a 74 year old woman passed away in coach. Her body was then moved to first class due to safety reasons (there has to be way to get around the body but coach was filled so they couldn't keep her there).
When the guy sitting next to where they placed the woman noticed she was dead and complained to the airline he was told "To get over it."
Now, I'll give you that he needs to get the hell over it, but you would think that the airline would give him some frequent flyer miles or something, he did spend 6000 dollars on his seat and getting a dead woman stuck next to you for a long flight is a little creapy...
He did get the woman's peanuts though.
Story
Wednesday, March 07, 2007
Envirowhat?
Today I received a 100 page catalog from a enviromentaly aware company. I receive 3-5 standard catalogs from other enviromentaly aware companies...
All told, a lot of trees are being killed to create these catalogs for these enviromentaly aware companies.
How about a postcard that tells me to go online? That would save a lot of gas, paper, and money!
Today I received a 100 page catalog from a enviromentaly aware company. I receive 3-5 standard catalogs from other enviromentaly aware companies...
All told, a lot of trees are being killed to create these catalogs for these enviromentaly aware companies.
How about a postcard that tells me to go online? That would save a lot of gas, paper, and money!
Tuesday, March 06, 2007
Jury Duty
After spending eight days on jury duty I discovered one thing about our justice system. It can be boring.
One of the highlights was this little gem from one of the experts (who had a phd and was highly 'decorated' in his field):
"We are international now, we have members all over the US."
I submit this as evidence that no matter where you go, no matter how well educated you are, at any given time you are likely to be stupid.
After spending eight days on jury duty I discovered one thing about our justice system. It can be boring.
One of the highlights was this little gem from one of the experts (who had a phd and was highly 'decorated' in his field):
"We are international now, we have members all over the US."
I submit this as evidence that no matter where you go, no matter how well educated you are, at any given time you are likely to be stupid.
Friday, February 09, 2007
A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same one twice."
The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same one twice either.
The Georgia girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one draft, throws the glass into the air, pulls out her gun, and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and asking the bartender for a refill, she says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.
The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same one twice either.
The Georgia girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one draft, throws the glass into the air, pulls out her gun, and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and asking the bartender for a refill, she says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.
Tuesday, February 06, 2007
Youtube...
I just noticed that almost everyone that posts a video blog on youtube waves their hands around like they are swatting away an army of flies.
It is also possible that all of these people are animatronics put in place to amuse me (although they are not doing a very good job of that).
Only animatronics wave their arms as much as the 'people' in these videos. Which brings me to my next question... why do people post these things?
Do they think anyone cares? Do I think someone cares that I am posting this?
Are we all insane?!?!
Mom?
I just noticed that almost everyone that posts a video blog on youtube waves their hands around like they are swatting away an army of flies.
It is also possible that all of these people are animatronics put in place to amuse me (although they are not doing a very good job of that).
Only animatronics wave their arms as much as the 'people' in these videos. Which brings me to my next question... why do people post these things?
Do they think anyone cares? Do I think someone cares that I am posting this?
Are we all insane?!?!
Mom?
Scientists in Scotland have invented a 'nanomachine.' A machine able to create nano particles. This is huge for advances in nanotechnology which has the ability to place small machines into our body to do many different tasks.
In a related story scientists in Scotland have been looking for a really small box... in a released statement they said:
"We are not saying we lost a machine able to make nanos, but if anyone comes across one let us know. if only we had made it larger..."
In a related story scientists in Scotland have been looking for a really small box... in a released statement they said:
"We are not saying we lost a machine able to make nanos, but if anyone comes across one let us know. if only we had made it larger..."
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
Crazy People...
The world is full of crazy people, point and case:
One of my 'co-workers,' I tend not to call her a co-worker as she doesn't do any work as far as anyone can tell just shuffle things back together (the same things she has done for years, every year) at the last minute, responded to an email that I had sent saying that she had resolved an issue.
I then emailed her back and pointed out that she had resolved a symptom of an issue not the issue itself and that her email was misleading.
She then proceded to complain to my boss that she had taken offense to my email. My boss then told me that I should be "softer" in how I write my emails.
Lets face it people, the US has become a country where you have to tip toe around people's feelings and emotions and this and that because everyone is so sensitve.
I'd like to write this as my response to people who feel that their emotional stability is determined by emails they receive at work:
Dear feeble attempt at a human,
When Charles Darwin wrote that only the strong survive he was pointing out that your sad little emotions that allow you to be upset because someone called you out for overstepping your boundries mean that you should go home and shove your head and a toaster into a full sink of water.
The planet is over populated and we really don't need you here taking up the usable air that remains. The trees do not need to genereate oxygen for you, it really is a waste of their time and I care more about their needs than your fragile emotional issues.
So, my fellow Americans (and anyone else that falls in this catagory) why don't you place an order on the Internet for a pair of balls and stop acting like the world gives a shit about you because it doesn't. We don't care about your feelings, we don't care about the weather where you are, and we don't care about what you did over the weekend.
Sit down, shut up, do your job or get the hell of the damd planet.
Your humble servent,
The last US citizen not on a mood altering drug.
The world is full of crazy people, point and case:
One of my 'co-workers,' I tend not to call her a co-worker as she doesn't do any work as far as anyone can tell just shuffle things back together (the same things she has done for years, every year) at the last minute, responded to an email that I had sent saying that she had resolved an issue.
I then emailed her back and pointed out that she had resolved a symptom of an issue not the issue itself and that her email was misleading.
She then proceded to complain to my boss that she had taken offense to my email. My boss then told me that I should be "softer" in how I write my emails.
Lets face it people, the US has become a country where you have to tip toe around people's feelings and emotions and this and that because everyone is so sensitve.
I'd like to write this as my response to people who feel that their emotional stability is determined by emails they receive at work:
Dear feeble attempt at a human,
When Charles Darwin wrote that only the strong survive he was pointing out that your sad little emotions that allow you to be upset because someone called you out for overstepping your boundries mean that you should go home and shove your head and a toaster into a full sink of water.
The planet is over populated and we really don't need you here taking up the usable air that remains. The trees do not need to genereate oxygen for you, it really is a waste of their time and I care more about their needs than your fragile emotional issues.
So, my fellow Americans (and anyone else that falls in this catagory) why don't you place an order on the Internet for a pair of balls and stop acting like the world gives a shit about you because it doesn't. We don't care about your feelings, we don't care about the weather where you are, and we don't care about what you did over the weekend.
Sit down, shut up, do your job or get the hell of the damd planet.
Your humble servent,
The last US citizen not on a mood altering drug.
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
Tuesday, January 09, 2007
Restless Legs Syndrome (RLS)
Lets face it, now a days we have a syndrome for everything! Back in the 1800s there was no ADD, there was no RLS. Why? Because people didn't sit on their assess for 16 hours a day and sleep the other 8.
Come on... there is a FOUNDATION for RLS?!?!? You can see it at: http://www.rls.org/ when will doctors come out and just say "GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS YOUR FAT BASTARD!"?
Kids are overweight, parents are out of shape (not that I can say I am any better on this one) and the average US citizen believed George Bush was the best man for the job...
Come on people!!!!
Lets face it, now a days we have a syndrome for everything! Back in the 1800s there was no ADD, there was no RLS. Why? Because people didn't sit on their assess for 16 hours a day and sleep the other 8.
Come on... there is a FOUNDATION for RLS?!?!? You can see it at: http://www.rls.org/ when will doctors come out and just say "GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS YOUR FAT BASTARD!"?
Kids are overweight, parents are out of shape (not that I can say I am any better on this one) and the average US citizen believed George Bush was the best man for the job...
Come on people!!!!
Monday, January 08, 2007
Proof there is a God!
Over the weekend we went to a birthday party where there were about eight or nine kids (maybe). Most of them were related but there were a few kids from the celebrant's school.
One of the mystery children was playing at the train table and Nora was trying to do the same. The little boy did not want her to be there so he pushed her, that didn’t do anything other than move her, so he moved towards here and kept pushing her down the table. When they ran out of table space he shoved her against the couch and she fell. Looking up at the little boy and me I started to move over there but she did not cry so I left it at that.
That is when the little boy who shoved her started to cry. He was so upset that she wanted to play at the train table (which of course wasn’t his and was big enough for all of the kids to play at) that he started to cry and his mother comes running over.
She starts to tell the boy that Nora is a baby and that he has to be careful. At this point I am starting to get a little mad and I really wanted to say, “The only baby I see here is the one that is crying because someone else wanted to play with the trains.” But knowing the horror that probably would have unleashed I let it go and in the end I am glad I did.
Why am I glad… because revenge is a dish best served cold…
While leaving the house with his mother, the little boy did a face plant off of the step right in front of me. I had been waiting for them to come down the stairs so I could go back in. His mother bent over to comfort him, I walked past them both with a HUGE smile on my face.
Vengeance is even better when it is just bad footing that brings it about.
Over the weekend we went to a birthday party where there were about eight or nine kids (maybe). Most of them were related but there were a few kids from the celebrant's school.
One of the mystery children was playing at the train table and Nora was trying to do the same. The little boy did not want her to be there so he pushed her, that didn’t do anything other than move her, so he moved towards here and kept pushing her down the table. When they ran out of table space he shoved her against the couch and she fell. Looking up at the little boy and me I started to move over there but she did not cry so I left it at that.
That is when the little boy who shoved her started to cry. He was so upset that she wanted to play at the train table (which of course wasn’t his and was big enough for all of the kids to play at) that he started to cry and his mother comes running over.
She starts to tell the boy that Nora is a baby and that he has to be careful. At this point I am starting to get a little mad and I really wanted to say, “The only baby I see here is the one that is crying because someone else wanted to play with the trains.” But knowing the horror that probably would have unleashed I let it go and in the end I am glad I did.
Why am I glad… because revenge is a dish best served cold…
While leaving the house with his mother, the little boy did a face plant off of the step right in front of me. I had been waiting for them to come down the stairs so I could go back in. His mother bent over to comfort him, I walked past them both with a HUGE smile on my face.
Vengeance is even better when it is just bad footing that brings it about.
Wednesday, January 03, 2007
Thursday, December 28, 2006
FORD DIES OF BROKEN HEART
After learning of the death of American legend James Brown Gerald Ford decided he could not go on. He had suffered through falling down dozens of flights of airplane stairs, knowing that two Bushs were in the White House and that Clinton got a lot of bush in the oval office himself but the final straw was the loss of Brown.
Ford's last words were of course "Whoa-oa-oa! I don't feel good, I knew that I would, now I don't feel good, I knew that I would, now So not good, so not good..."
Because these things happen in threes K-Fed has decided not to leave his house, knowing that if two legends like Ford and Brown went out he is most likely next.
After learning of the death of American legend James Brown Gerald Ford decided he could not go on. He had suffered through falling down dozens of flights of airplane stairs, knowing that two Bushs were in the White House and that Clinton got a lot of bush in the oval office himself but the final straw was the loss of Brown.
Ford's last words were of course "Whoa-oa-oa! I don't feel good, I knew that I would, now I don't feel good, I knew that I would, now So not good, so not good..."
Because these things happen in threes K-Fed has decided not to leave his house, knowing that if two legends like Ford and Brown went out he is most likely next.
Wednesday, December 27, 2006
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
The St. Louis Bluesers
Today I read an article that stated: “The Blues have a lot to smile about after breaking their 11 game loosing streak with an IMPRESSIVE win over Pittsburgh 4-1.”
Now, lets ignore the fact that they lost 11 games in a row and have not won more than 2 games in a row all season or the fact that most of the players they picked up in the off season have Stanley Cups in their display cases. What we cannot ignore is that a 4-1 victory has been called ‘Impressive’ or that a team that has sunk so far that they lost their coach because the players no longer listened to him or that we have players who should be selling ice cream in the park. The Blues players lack one thing…
Heart.
Every night these overpaid pieces of has been hockey players go to sleep they should cry. They should think back to how much fun they had playing hockey when they were 6 years old (although from the way Dead Weight plays hockey I imagine he never really enjoyed the game). Now just to set the stage for you, I have seen a LOT of hockey in my life… can I quote you facts and figures on hockey players? No, because hockey is not something to be broken down by the numbers it is a game. It is something that can only be played from the heart (like any sport).
The Blues players step out on that ice and give it their all for a full 10, maybe 15 minutes. Most of the game they are just spectators as other teams blur by them on their way to another easy victory. They simply lack any work ethic, that is if they have any ethic at all. The loss of their coach proves that. The Blues players are so sad that they just up and decided to stop listening to their leader. The team quit on each other, their coach, and their fans.
The owners promised the fans that the Blues would not be outworked this season. That promise lasted till about 2 minutes into the second period of the first game.
For those that think I am just bitching, I have a solution for the Blues…
Step 1: Send EVERY player down to Peoria and bring the Rivermen up. Let a team that knows where their heart is play for a while. Is this a drastic step? Yes. Does any player on the Blues team deserve to stay in the majors? No. They all need a wakeup call, they need to learn that they are not there because they have the right to be there but that EACH of them has to earn their way back onto the roster.
Step 2: Smack Dead Weight upside his head. This punk has been a drag on the Blues for years. Sure he was on a cup winning team last year but he was INJURED! Not to mention the team had the thing that Doug has never shown, HEART!!! HEART!!! DAMD IT THEY PLAYED THEIR ASSES OFF! Weight coasts into the defensive zone, coasts into the offensive zone. Scoring goals isn’t everything Doug (and no one is impressed with your, what… 4 goals???)
Now, for Keith Kachoke… This was the one player on the Blues team three years ago that I thought worked. I do not feel that is true anymore. There is an infection in the team and it has taken hold of every player.
If the Blues want to root this out they need to crack down. They need to put some feet into the ass of some players. If a player does not skate for 60 minutes they sit for the next 60 minutes. If a player fails the next time then they get to be a beer vendor for the next game. Fail again and you stand out side with a sign that says “I have no heart, this is where you money goes!”
When the Blues players look around at the 12 fans that come to watch them play do they think there is a issue with loyalty or do they realize that they have insulted their fans with their lack of play. Fans will pay to see a team that works for 60 minutes but the Blues have proved that you cannot make someone come to a game to watch the other team get to practice with a bunch of pylons.
Today I read an article that stated: “The Blues have a lot to smile about after breaking their 11 game loosing streak with an IMPRESSIVE win over Pittsburgh 4-1.”
Now, lets ignore the fact that they lost 11 games in a row and have not won more than 2 games in a row all season or the fact that most of the players they picked up in the off season have Stanley Cups in their display cases. What we cannot ignore is that a 4-1 victory has been called ‘Impressive’ or that a team that has sunk so far that they lost their coach because the players no longer listened to him or that we have players who should be selling ice cream in the park. The Blues players lack one thing…
Heart.
Every night these overpaid pieces of has been hockey players go to sleep they should cry. They should think back to how much fun they had playing hockey when they were 6 years old (although from the way Dead Weight plays hockey I imagine he never really enjoyed the game). Now just to set the stage for you, I have seen a LOT of hockey in my life… can I quote you facts and figures on hockey players? No, because hockey is not something to be broken down by the numbers it is a game. It is something that can only be played from the heart (like any sport).
The Blues players step out on that ice and give it their all for a full 10, maybe 15 minutes. Most of the game they are just spectators as other teams blur by them on their way to another easy victory. They simply lack any work ethic, that is if they have any ethic at all. The loss of their coach proves that. The Blues players are so sad that they just up and decided to stop listening to their leader. The team quit on each other, their coach, and their fans.
The owners promised the fans that the Blues would not be outworked this season. That promise lasted till about 2 minutes into the second period of the first game.
For those that think I am just bitching, I have a solution for the Blues…
Step 1: Send EVERY player down to Peoria and bring the Rivermen up. Let a team that knows where their heart is play for a while. Is this a drastic step? Yes. Does any player on the Blues team deserve to stay in the majors? No. They all need a wakeup call, they need to learn that they are not there because they have the right to be there but that EACH of them has to earn their way back onto the roster.
Step 2: Smack Dead Weight upside his head. This punk has been a drag on the Blues for years. Sure he was on a cup winning team last year but he was INJURED! Not to mention the team had the thing that Doug has never shown, HEART!!! HEART!!! DAMD IT THEY PLAYED THEIR ASSES OFF! Weight coasts into the defensive zone, coasts into the offensive zone. Scoring goals isn’t everything Doug (and no one is impressed with your, what… 4 goals???)
Now, for Keith Kachoke… This was the one player on the Blues team three years ago that I thought worked. I do not feel that is true anymore. There is an infection in the team and it has taken hold of every player.
If the Blues want to root this out they need to crack down. They need to put some feet into the ass of some players. If a player does not skate for 60 minutes they sit for the next 60 minutes. If a player fails the next time then they get to be a beer vendor for the next game. Fail again and you stand out side with a sign that says “I have no heart, this is where you money goes!”
When the Blues players look around at the 12 fans that come to watch them play do they think there is a issue with loyalty or do they realize that they have insulted their fans with their lack of play. Fans will pay to see a team that works for 60 minutes but the Blues have proved that you cannot make someone come to a game to watch the other team get to practice with a bunch of pylons.
Sex for thought...
In a report on CNN (http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/12/19/premarital.sex.ap/index.html) 95% of people are having sex before marriage. I decided that statistic was not quite accurate so I have taken a poll of my household:
My wife: yes
Myself: yes
My 4 year old: What is that?
My 1 year old: I sorry
The dog: woof
The cat: .......
The fish: HELL YEAHHHH!!!
So there you have it, in the Jacks house it is only 2/7 or less than 25%.
Now, I know that is not a very good representation of the people in the US so I expanded my search to people on the street. After getting popped in the head a few times I was able to reach the following statistics:
Over 90% of people are having sex before marriage.
Of those having sex, 80% are having sex because they know there is no sex after marriage.
100% of the men are enjoying the sex while 30% of the women are wondering what is the big deal!
Of those having sex no one would admit to anal sex, except for the gay men of which 100% are taking up the ass. Athough no straight people would admit to getting screwed like this in bed most admitted they had taken it up the ass at work.
As long as I am making up statistics I would like to continue along with the following 'facts' for your enjoyment:
30% of married men are having sex with women who are 'premarital.'
69% of sex is the man on top
5% of sex is some crazy fucked up shit
Of course the most telling fact in my report is:
100% of the country has been fucked over by GW Bush!
(Wo)Men
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much.
And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.
I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her.
We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store.
I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits.
She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all.
She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck.
I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"
I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
World of Warcraft re Your Brains GetPedia.com
If you have not heard of Jonathan Coulton you really should check him out. Has some classicly funny stuff. His website is http://www.jonathancoulton.com There are a bunch of videos on YouTube with his stuff as the background music, here is one of my favorites from Warcraft. (This one is from Google Video because YouTube was not working with me). | |
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
We don't need another Bolton!
John Bolton will be stepping down from his appointment to the UN and taking up his spot along side Michael Bolton as guys with the name Bolton that American's cannot agree on.
This reporter heard someone say in a totaly out of context conversation "That Bolton can sing!" and someone else reponsded "Bolton doesn't sing you retard, he plays brass instruments" and still another guy said, "That is Michael Bolton and he does sing. Were talking about John Bolton... morons."
That conversation goes to prove that Americans belive John and Michael Bolton are singers and do not belong in the UN. It also proves that Americans don't really know John or Michael Bolton let alone any of the Boltons on this planet, which leads me to wonder, can you really know anyone?
It also leads me to wonder why the hell Michael Bolton is "Swinging" Sanatra...
John Bolton will be stepping down from his appointment to the UN and taking up his spot along side Michael Bolton as guys with the name Bolton that American's cannot agree on.
This reporter heard someone say in a totaly out of context conversation "That Bolton can sing!" and someone else reponsded "Bolton doesn't sing you retard, he plays brass instruments" and still another guy said, "That is Michael Bolton and he does sing. Were talking about John Bolton... morons."
That conversation goes to prove that Americans belive John and Michael Bolton are singers and do not belong in the UN. It also proves that Americans don't really know John or Michael Bolton let alone any of the Boltons on this planet, which leads me to wonder, can you really know anyone?
It also leads me to wonder why the hell Michael Bolton is "Swinging" Sanatra...
Pay Pal Dial-up service!
Below is an email a co-worker in the IT department received:
Hi Adrian,
Just wondering if you can give Teresa pay pal on her computer so that she may access the intranet bulletin when out of the office.
Let me know!
Thanks!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
XXXXXXXX
Sr. Marketing & Communications Manager
- - -
INROADS, Inc.
XXXXXXXX
--- We are excited to find out that Pay Pal is now offering remote dial up service!
(The program we use is called "Pal").
Below is an email a co-worker in the IT department received:
Hi Adrian,
Just wondering if you can give Teresa pay pal on her computer so that she may access the intranet bulletin when out of the office.
Let me know!
Thanks!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
XXXXXXXX
Sr. Marketing & Communications Manager
- - -
INROADS, Inc.
XXXXXXXX
--- We are excited to find out that Pay Pal is now offering remote dial up service!
(The program we use is called "Pal").
Baby gets Drunk... accidentaly
This story (http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/12/04/baby.drunk.ap/index.html) out of Colorado Springs, Colorado begs the drunk driving excuse:
"I'm sorry officer... I accidently drank that six pack" or "I'm sorry officer, I accidently started driving my car after drinking that fifth of vodka, killing that stripper, and cutting her head off."
Maybe that excuse will work for OJ...
"I'm sorry, I accidently stabbed my ex-wife and her lover over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over..."
This story (http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/12/04/baby.drunk.ap/index.html) out of Colorado Springs, Colorado begs the drunk driving excuse:
"I'm sorry officer... I accidently drank that six pack" or "I'm sorry officer, I accidently started driving my car after drinking that fifth of vodka, killing that stripper, and cutting her head off."
Maybe that excuse will work for OJ...
"I'm sorry, I accidently stabbed my ex-wife and her lover over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over..."
Friday, November 03, 2006
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
Michael J. Fox
Claire McCaskill, the crazy bitch from Missouri who is running agaist Jim Tallent, also a crazy bitch from Missouri had Michael J. Fox do a video for her. You can watch it here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9WB_PXjTBo
In the video Michael J. Fox is bouncing around from his illness. Now it is all a big deal because he has admited to not taking his drugs when he does commericals or goes before congress to rally support for medical advances (stem cell research).
Rush called him out on this fact but I think it is fair for him to take himself off the drugs to show exactly what Parkinson Disease does to a person.
Ironicly, I have discovered that this is not the first time someone has 'bent the truth' with the American public. After years of research I have discovered that the Bush Administration 'bent the truth' on the weapons of mass distruction.
I have also discovered that many movie ads are will mislead you to believe a movie is good while it is actualy crap.
Why is it a big deal that someone with a Parkinson Desease would show people what it actualy does to a person insted of show what it is like when your on your medication slowly waiting for our body to no longer respond to the meds or to stop functioning?
More to the point, why does Clarie McCaskill suck as bad as Jim Talent?
My question is, if all the people against stem cell research developed a desease that needs stem cell research to correct would they suddenly switch sides or just die and leave us alone?
I can only hope for number two ;)
Claire McCaskill, the crazy bitch from Missouri who is running agaist Jim Tallent, also a crazy bitch from Missouri had Michael J. Fox do a video for her. You can watch it here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9WB_PXjTBo
In the video Michael J. Fox is bouncing around from his illness. Now it is all a big deal because he has admited to not taking his drugs when he does commericals or goes before congress to rally support for medical advances (stem cell research).
Rush called him out on this fact but I think it is fair for him to take himself off the drugs to show exactly what Parkinson Disease does to a person.
Ironicly, I have discovered that this is not the first time someone has 'bent the truth' with the American public. After years of research I have discovered that the Bush Administration 'bent the truth' on the weapons of mass distruction.
I have also discovered that many movie ads are will mislead you to believe a movie is good while it is actualy crap.
Why is it a big deal that someone with a Parkinson Desease would show people what it actualy does to a person insted of show what it is like when your on your medication slowly waiting for our body to no longer respond to the meds or to stop functioning?
More to the point, why does Clarie McCaskill suck as bad as Jim Talent?
My question is, if all the people against stem cell research developed a desease that needs stem cell research to correct would they suddenly switch sides or just die and leave us alone?
I can only hope for number two ;)
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
Thoughts for the day...
Today I read that 10,000 refugees from Burundi coming to U.S. I asked a friend if he had any space. He said a little and he could really use some help around the house. You know, cleaning, lawn care, etc.
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This morning I realized that the Cardinals were not playing in the world series (after thinking that for the last few days). This realization occurred after I remembered that the Mets and the Cards are both in the National League and it seemed weird that two National League teams were playing in the World Series.
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Last night I was playing World of Warcraft (a multiplayer online world) and I had taken my low level (18) character from the “Horde” side and charged him across the world past things that he should not see for the next 40 levels to assist in completing a quest for my higher (level 60) “Alliance” character.
Anyway, my little guy died about 30 times trying to get to where I needed to be, so the trip was really: run, die, ghost back to where I died, run die, resurrect in a grave yard closer to where I need to go, run, die, ghost back to where I died, run die, ghost back to where I died, wash rinse repeat.
It took about 45 minutes to get where I was going, by the time I got there my character was basically naked because his stuff had suffered so much damage. But it didn’t matter, I wanted to get this quest off my list and I was determined to make it happen.
So, I finally get to where I am going. I toss up my little pvp flag that means anyone from the “Alliance” side can kill me (since I am level 18 and they are all level 60 or so it only takes about 3 hits). What I had to do was stand in one location and wait while a tower was “converted” from Alliance to Horde.
Standing there I am not really paying much attention to the screen when I hear the sound of metal being scrapped over a sharpening stone. I turn my view and there standing behind me is a level 60 rogue SHARPENING up his blade to do battle with me.
About half a second later I am ghosting back to my body.
Eventually, after telling all the people in the area what I am doing; and ending up with other people that want to ‘capture’ the tower I take the tower for the horde and then recapture it.
All in all the plan went about as I expected it but I think I owe my Horde player an ice cream.
Note: the rogue apologized for slaughtering my horde character after I told him what I was doing. He figured he was going to get attacked by 4 high level horde members when he went after me. I even helped some other Alliance characters take the tower for their own quests. Yeah for me!
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I heard a story about the Miami vs. Florida International fight… I mean football game from Saturday. The story was that the local police department had sponsored a “Join a team not a gang” night at the football game. I do not know if it is true, but given the fact that 8 players are suspended after that game and people were using helmets as weapons it might not have been such a great plan.
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That is all I have for today… I am sure more fun things will happen soon. Till then, screw Flanders!
Today I read that 10,000 refugees from Burundi coming to U.S. I asked a friend if he had any space. He said a little and he could really use some help around the house. You know, cleaning, lawn care, etc.
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This morning I realized that the Cardinals were not playing in the world series (after thinking that for the last few days). This realization occurred after I remembered that the Mets and the Cards are both in the National League and it seemed weird that two National League teams were playing in the World Series.
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Last night I was playing World of Warcraft (a multiplayer online world) and I had taken my low level (18) character from the “Horde” side and charged him across the world past things that he should not see for the next 40 levels to assist in completing a quest for my higher (level 60) “Alliance” character.
Anyway, my little guy died about 30 times trying to get to where I needed to be, so the trip was really: run, die, ghost back to where I died, run die, resurrect in a grave yard closer to where I need to go, run, die, ghost back to where I died, run die, ghost back to where I died, wash rinse repeat.
It took about 45 minutes to get where I was going, by the time I got there my character was basically naked because his stuff had suffered so much damage. But it didn’t matter, I wanted to get this quest off my list and I was determined to make it happen.
So, I finally get to where I am going. I toss up my little pvp flag that means anyone from the “Alliance” side can kill me (since I am level 18 and they are all level 60 or so it only takes about 3 hits). What I had to do was stand in one location and wait while a tower was “converted” from Alliance to Horde.
Standing there I am not really paying much attention to the screen when I hear the sound of metal being scrapped over a sharpening stone. I turn my view and there standing behind me is a level 60 rogue SHARPENING up his blade to do battle with me.
About half a second later I am ghosting back to my body.
Eventually, after telling all the people in the area what I am doing; and ending up with other people that want to ‘capture’ the tower I take the tower for the horde and then recapture it.
All in all the plan went about as I expected it but I think I owe my Horde player an ice cream.
Note: the rogue apologized for slaughtering my horde character after I told him what I was doing. He figured he was going to get attacked by 4 high level horde members when he went after me. I even helped some other Alliance characters take the tower for their own quests. Yeah for me!
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I heard a story about the Miami vs. Florida International fight… I mean football game from Saturday. The story was that the local police department had sponsored a “Join a team not a gang” night at the football game. I do not know if it is true, but given the fact that 8 players are suspended after that game and people were using helmets as weapons it might not have been such a great plan.
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That is all I have for today… I am sure more fun things will happen soon. Till then, screw Flanders!
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
How was I missed?
With catholic priests and conservative congressmen taking an interest in young boys I am again wondering HOW THE HELL DID I GET LEFT OUT!?!?
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
Thursday, August 31, 2006
Polygamist just wants quiet...
Warren Jeffs agreed to not fight extradition on the charges of arranging marriages between underage girls and older men. He is the leader of a breakaway part of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints and believes in polygamy. Jeffs has over 20 wives and when arrested it has been rumored that he told the police “I’ll do anything you want, those crazy bitches in the back seat won’t shut up… just take me where I can have some peace and quiet!”
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
You've got mail!
Radio Shack decided to layoff a large number of employees via email because they are having trouble competing and want to get a competitive edge. Maybe they should try setting their prices closer to their competition (which around here would require up to a 50% reduction on the price tag on many things). That might help them be more competitive!
Which reminds me. The last time I called a Radio Shack I asked the guy if they sold a cable with a DVI end and a HDMI end and he told me he had never heard of such a thing and though that they would be hard to find and certainly would not be available in St. Louis.
After looking on the web for a few minutes I found http://www.showmecables.com which not only makes cables they sell them (even custom jobs) for cheaper than Radio Shack sells their standard cables.
The kicker… they are right here in St. Louis!
Guess who got my business!
So, Radio Shack… maybe you can send me an email letting me know:
Until then I will continue to take my business elsewhere.
Which reminds me. The last time I called a Radio Shack I asked the guy if they sold a cable with a DVI end and a HDMI end and he told me he had never heard of such a thing and though that they would be hard to find and certainly would not be available in St. Louis.
After looking on the web for a few minutes I found http://www.showmecables.com which not only makes cables they sell them (even custom jobs) for cheaper than Radio Shack sells their standard cables.
The kicker… they are right here in St. Louis!
Guess who got my business!
So, Radio Shack… maybe you can send me an email letting me know:
- When you are going to hire employees that understand the items they sell
- When you plan to set reasonable prices
- When you are going to go back to being that handy store that always had the part I needed instead of the store that sells cheap RC cars and consumer garbage.
Until then I will continue to take my business elsewhere.
Always remember to turn off your mic when your off to do the poo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dp7QhEeQF_o
Thursday, August 17, 2006
Bush promises to continue fight to make the world like America!!!
Bush has promised that he will continue to bring freedom to the people around the world. His plan to do this: more wiretaps, keeping people imprissioned without trial, securing more individual power for himself, and what country would be without it's freedom brought to us by the FCC.
I know that I am leaving out things like the freedom to carry a soda onto an airplane but at least he is not rounding up Americans like they did in the cold war; that is to say... so far...
Bush has promised that he will continue to bring freedom to the people around the world. His plan to do this: more wiretaps, keeping people imprissioned without trial, securing more individual power for himself, and what country would be without it's freedom brought to us by the FCC.
I know that I am leaving out things like the freedom to carry a soda onto an airplane but at least he is not rounding up Americans like they did in the cold war; that is to say... so far...
You will always have someone to make fun of, I promise!
Some people might remember my story about visiting a local retailer where I saw a group of mentally disabled teenagers walking down the hall making fun of the one that had to wear a helmet; thus proving that there is always someone lower than you.
In this spirit I discovered another such instance. Today when I was getting gas, the attendants at the station were laughing because a customer’s wife worked at Wal-Mart. So, the gas station people felt their jobs as pump masters elevated them above someone who wears the blue smock…
Some people might remember my story about visiting a local retailer where I saw a group of mentally disabled teenagers walking down the hall making fun of the one that had to wear a helmet; thus proving that there is always someone lower than you.
In this spirit I discovered another such instance. Today when I was getting gas, the attendants at the station were laughing because a customer’s wife worked at Wal-Mart. So, the gas station people felt their jobs as pump masters elevated them above someone who wears the blue smock…
Monday, July 17, 2006
Thinking of Ken Lay...
Thinking of Ken Lay… I do not find it odd that he died, he was after all an evil bastard (which I have to respect and all) but he was on vacation AFTER being found guilty of the crimes he was charged with.
How is it that a man who has been found guilty is allowed to travel around the US with his family prior to being sentenced?!?! It seems that he would be a bit of a high flight risk… at least to me.
If it had been me, I’d be stuck at home for the few days between when I was found guilty and when I was sent to jail, that is, if I was not held in custody until the time came that I was sentenced…
I hope he is still alive so he can commit more fun crimes and possibly get raped in a Mexican prison by a guy named Jesus.
How is it that a man who has been found guilty is allowed to travel around the US with his family prior to being sentenced?!?! It seems that he would be a bit of a high flight risk… at least to me.
If it had been me, I’d be stuck at home for the few days between when I was found guilty and when I was sent to jail, that is, if I was not held in custody until the time came that I was sentenced…
I hope he is still alive so he can commit more fun crimes and possibly get raped in a Mexican prison by a guy named Jesus.
Monday, June 26, 2006
Friday, May 26, 2006
You learn something new every day
I learned something interesting today, and it makes sense if you think about it. Drafts in your home are caused by openings that allow air to move from outside to inside. Of course, the air inside your home has to move someplace as well.
Often air will come in through holes in insulation, around windows, and down vent pipes. So where does the air go out? A lot of times it can go out the same places, but it can also go out the drain pipes that go down into the ground. So your pipes can pull air out of your house causing air to be drawn inside from the outside world…
Funky huh…
Often air will come in through holes in insulation, around windows, and down vent pipes. So where does the air go out? A lot of times it can go out the same places, but it can also go out the drain pipes that go down into the ground. So your pipes can pull air out of your house causing air to be drawn inside from the outside world…
Funky huh…
Thursday, May 11, 2006
Sony unleashes the beast
Hey Sony… $599 for the PS3?!!?! Have you lost your F#@K!NG mind? The only thing that will achieve is a record sale of Xbox units in the next month.
Friday, May 05, 2006
Extraordinary Rendition
These two words make me want to join the CIA, because we know it has been happening for years, but we didn’t have a term for it.
FYI: This is when the US transfers prisoners to other countries, where they are not suppose to be tortured, but they are out of the control of the US, so what it really means is the US transfers people they want to do very nasty things to over to countries that are not as tied by civil rights as we are.
FYI: This is when the US transfers prisoners to other countries, where they are not suppose to be tortured, but they are out of the control of the US, so what it really means is the US transfers people they want to do very nasty things to over to countries that are not as tied by civil rights as we are.
More money for Lawyers
OJ is down at the derby this week and is enjoying his time with the beautiful horses and colorful jockeys (see Uncle Buck). It is good to see that he has not lost his stabbing whit that he is so famous for. When asked what his favorite horse was he said “Lawyer Ron.”
To me this makes sense, he is use to giving money to lawyers so it should be natural for him to drop some more cash on a four legged one. I just would not attend the post race party if OJ looses money, who knows what he might do.
On a side note, OJ has declined an offer from Ginsu knives to be a spoke person…
[Yeah, I know, OJ jokes are way outdated, but that one is always amusing to me.]
To me this makes sense, he is use to giving money to lawyers so it should be natural for him to drop some more cash on a four legged one. I just would not attend the post race party if OJ looses money, who knows what he might do.
On a side note, OJ has declined an offer from Ginsu knives to be a spoke person…
[Yeah, I know, OJ jokes are way outdated, but that one is always amusing to me.]
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
Research? For a research paper???
The sun had come up, the sky was blue with a few light fluffy clouds floating across that open sea. The temperature was close to 60 degrees and rising. In other-words, it was a good morning so to correct that I opened my University e-mail account and found this message:
Mr. Jacks,
I have a few questions about the way that my paper was graded.
-I lost X points for having no citations, but no citations were required so how can I lose points for something that I was not required to have?
-I lost X points for not having a reference page, again not a requirement?
-I lost X points for my intro and conclusion. I am wrong that this is a computer/technology course should my paper be graded more on content than it is on style, grammar, and punctuation?
I am not saying that I deserve a 100 for this paper but does it really only deserve a XX?
I sat there looking at the e-mail wondering, “This student submitted a paper that had a one sentence introduction, no conclusion, and no references.” It had been up to this point that I had assumed that assigning a “Research Paper” would let the students know they were suppose to do research to complete the paper and provide citations and a resource page to these sources.
Maybe it is just me, but every paper I turned in during my college years required that I quote my sources. It was just common sense, you use someone else’s data then you cite that source.
So, I was wrong. Students apparently do not just assume that the paper should have sources and cite them and even worse, some students do not believe they have to write a correctly formed paper. Maybe I am just a bit of a stickler for a paper that reads like a paper and not something that reads like randomly pulling words out of a bag.
This student’s paper would have been scored much high had he simply included an introduction and a conclusion and had spent the time to include his sources. But the good news for him is I am planning to make sure that future students fully understand exactly what is expected… His legacy will live on!
Way to go big guy!
Mr. Jacks,
I have a few questions about the way that my paper was graded.
-I lost X points for having no citations, but no citations were required so how can I lose points for something that I was not required to have?
-I lost X points for not having a reference page, again not a requirement?
-I lost X points for my intro and conclusion. I am wrong that this is a computer/technology course should my paper be graded more on content than it is on style, grammar, and punctuation?
I am not saying that I deserve a 100 for this paper but does it really only deserve a XX?
I sat there looking at the e-mail wondering, “This student submitted a paper that had a one sentence introduction, no conclusion, and no references.” It had been up to this point that I had assumed that assigning a “Research Paper” would let the students know they were suppose to do research to complete the paper and provide citations and a resource page to these sources.
Maybe it is just me, but every paper I turned in during my college years required that I quote my sources. It was just common sense, you use someone else’s data then you cite that source.
So, I was wrong. Students apparently do not just assume that the paper should have sources and cite them and even worse, some students do not believe they have to write a correctly formed paper. Maybe I am just a bit of a stickler for a paper that reads like a paper and not something that reads like randomly pulling words out of a bag.
This student’s paper would have been scored much high had he simply included an introduction and a conclusion and had spent the time to include his sources. But the good news for him is I am planning to make sure that future students fully understand exactly what is expected… His legacy will live on!
Way to go big guy!
Friday, April 07, 2006
I know I'm glad this has been decided...
According to many medical professionals drinking alcohol increases the risk of alcoholism. The same doctors have decided that there are no klingons around Uranus, but they will not make any official statement about Your anus.
Naughty America - Let's get ready to screw!
I am the happiest man in the world today since discovering “Naughty America: The Game” at http://www.naughtyamericathegame.com/.
This game allows you to meet people in a virtual world and have sex (either in an apartment or in a public sex zone such as the “cowboy room.”
You can watch the person’s web cam while your cartoons are having intercourse and as an added bonus you are able to smack the girl’s ass.
Soon to a be a classic around the world, although I see the players as not being the married men and women that populate today’s gaming world because it has divorce proceedings written all over it!
But the trailer had me rolling!
This game allows you to meet people in a virtual world and have sex (either in an apartment or in a public sex zone such as the “cowboy room.”
You can watch the person’s web cam while your cartoons are having intercourse and as an added bonus you are able to smack the girl’s ass.
Soon to a be a classic around the world, although I see the players as not being the married men and women that populate today’s gaming world because it has divorce proceedings written all over it!
But the trailer had me rolling!
Thursday, March 23, 2006
Pants... bah!
I think pants are overrated. Every day people all over the world get up and toss on a pair of pants to go to work, play, or just to sit around on their fat ass and watch TV. But why do we always wear pants? Personally I would be a lot happier if I could just walk around naked. Imagine the benefits of being naked. People would exercise and stay in shape because they would be embarrassed to be too overweight so people would be healthier. People would be less ashamed of their bodies and less fascinated with the bodies of the opposite sex. We could save the money we spend on pants (or clothes in general) and boost our savings accounts. Children would be able to learn about their bodies without the shame that their parents put upon them. Crime could go down because we would carry less.
Plus it is just fun to be naked!
Plus it is just fun to be naked!
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