God = Love
Christians have demonstrated this through the Crusades, Inqusition, the Catholic Church assisting the Nazi’s, and of course slavery, sweatshops, and child labor.
That kind of love can kill ya!
Thursday, February 23, 2006
No worries mon!
A Dubai-based company is looking to take over management of six US seaports. President Bush stated that Americans should not be worried about security and safety from this deal.
"People don't need to worry about security," Bush said., “Hell, most American’s don’t even live near the ports, so what is the problem?”
"People don't need to worry about security," Bush said., “Hell, most American’s don’t even live near the ports, so what is the problem?”
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
Chaney gets tired of hunting birds, goes for something bigger!
After eight years of driving liberals and most sane Americans crazy, everyone can finally find something to love in Vice President Dick Chaney.
The “Big Dick”, as many people call him (except his wife who cannot stop laughing when she hears the nickname) shot up a Texas lawyer.
Chaney claims this was an accident, but it proves a few things to the American public:
1 – Chaney’s aim sucks
2 – Chaney hates lawyers as much as any normal American, he just has enough power to get away with shooting one!
I think this is decisive action, and finally an act by the “Conservative” Bush party that I can get behind. I think everyone should start taking lawyers “hunting.”
I just hope that the rest of us have better aim.
Besides, February is lawyer season in Texas is it not?
The “Big Dick”, as many people call him (except his wife who cannot stop laughing when she hears the nickname) shot up a Texas lawyer.
Chaney claims this was an accident, but it proves a few things to the American public:
1 – Chaney’s aim sucks
2 – Chaney hates lawyers as much as any normal American, he just has enough power to get away with shooting one!
I think this is decisive action, and finally an act by the “Conservative” Bush party that I can get behind. I think everyone should start taking lawyers “hunting.”
I just hope that the rest of us have better aim.
Besides, February is lawyer season in Texas is it not?
Thursday, February 09, 2006
Why I do not live in Turkey:
"What appears to be an explosive material has exploded at a Bayrampasa internet cafe," Istanbul police chief Celalettin Cerrah told reporters after visiting the scene.
Thanks Chief!
Thanks Chief!
Friday, February 03, 2006
World of Warcraft Looting Rules
I have played with a few groups in World of Warcraft now (being new to the game and enjoying the time I play in 2 people groups or solo) and I have noted some differences in the way groups loot. To that I wanted to establish my own set of rules to use when I am in a group as the leader or to recommend to a group I am joining.
Here Goes:
When an item of use (or value) drops the person looting should ask the group if anyone NEEDS it. At that point the people who need it should roll for it (or if it is one person they should loot it).
If no one NEEDS the item it should be rolled on by everyone interested in the item.
Everyone should get one item before anyone gets a second item (the exception being, if a caster rolls on a low level piece of leather armor with everyone else and a really good wand or staff comes up later they should be allowed to roll or loot here if the rest of the group does not NEED the item).
Common sense should be the guide to looting. Warriors should not roll on wands when the mage in their group could really use it and that mage should not roll on that bright shiny new armor when the warrior could use it as well.
Passing on good items that you cannot use and only want to sell means that people are more likely to pass on the items you can use and everyone goes home happy.
The Lightning Troopers have a good guide to looting here: http://www.lightningtroopers.com/ltlootrules.htm
Here Goes:
When an item of use (or value) drops the person looting should ask the group if anyone NEEDS it. At that point the people who need it should roll for it (or if it is one person they should loot it).
If no one NEEDS the item it should be rolled on by everyone interested in the item.
Everyone should get one item before anyone gets a second item (the exception being, if a caster rolls on a low level piece of leather armor with everyone else and a really good wand or staff comes up later they should be allowed to roll or loot here if the rest of the group does not NEED the item).
Common sense should be the guide to looting. Warriors should not roll on wands when the mage in their group could really use it and that mage should not roll on that bright shiny new armor when the warrior could use it as well.
Passing on good items that you cannot use and only want to sell means that people are more likely to pass on the items you can use and everyone goes home happy.
The Lightning Troopers have a good guide to looting here: http://www.lightningtroopers.com/ltlootrules.htm
Wednesday, February 01, 2006
Resolving the “terror” problems
Here, today, I am inviting Osama Bin Laden to an iron cage match with the President of the United States, George W. Bush. There seems to be a lot of disagreement between these two men, mainly on which one of them should rot in a snake pit while rabid hamsters eat their testicles; but all of this could be resolved in the cage!
The WWE does not get the respect they deserve for coming up with this idea which I feel is caused by wrestling having become such a freak show with sub-plots and storylines that split and change direction mid show. However if the cage match was used to resolve real world issues think about how much more entertaining that would be.
Two men enter
One man leaves
Two men enter
One man leaves
Two men enter
One man leaves
Personally I do not see much of a loss if it is two men enter and no man leaves. As long as someone takes Chaney out at the same time.
The WWE does not get the respect they deserve for coming up with this idea which I feel is caused by wrestling having become such a freak show with sub-plots and storylines that split and change direction mid show. However if the cage match was used to resolve real world issues think about how much more entertaining that would be.
Two men enter
One man leaves
Two men enter
One man leaves
Two men enter
One man leaves
Personally I do not see much of a loss if it is two men enter and no man leaves. As long as someone takes Chaney out at the same time.
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