Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Who says Sadam is such a bad guy? He's the man in the moon afterall!


Check out these links:

http://www.ammoman.com/gunshots.html
http://www.ordena.com/digg/sinkhole.html
http://www.voltier.com/hot/

Friday, March 23, 2007

You think you have skin problems???



From Skirmisher comes this photo:


My favorite part of the story about this man is the adds on the right side were sex related (from find singles to 'fu*k hot females.' I know the first thing I thought of was "Man those hands turn me on!" So hot!

Former optometrist gets 15 months for sex crime

Apparently this eye doctor had a sexual conversation with a 20 year old woman while checking her eyes and according to some reports showed her pictures of himself naked on his cell phone and then allegedly fondled and kissed her and then asked her if she would like to go back to his place...

I just want to know if he held the photos of his penis up and said "Is this better or worse?"

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

History of the Awkward Moment

Go ahead, jam away.

Not the best way to get to first class...

During a flight from Delhi to London a 74 year old woman passed away in coach. Her body was then moved to first class due to safety reasons (there has to be way to get around the body but coach was filled so they couldn't keep her there).

When the guy sitting next to where they placed the woman noticed she was dead and complained to the airline he was told "To get over it."

Now, I'll give you that he needs to get the hell over it, but you would think that the airline would give him some frequent flyer miles or something, he did spend 6000 dollars on his seat and getting a dead woman stuck next to you for a long flight is a little creapy...

He did get the woman's peanuts though.

Story

Bush Screws America LAUGH OUT LOUD (or quietly to yourself)

This made my day.

NBA Athlete Scott Pollard Saying What?

The NBA's new stance on drugs...

Thursday, March 08, 2007

Uhh... yes!




Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Envirowhat?

Today I received a 100 page catalog from a enviromentaly aware company. I receive 3-5 standard catalogs from other enviromentaly aware companies...

All told, a lot of trees are being killed to create these catalogs for these enviromentaly aware companies.

How about a postcard that tells me to go online? That would save a lot of gas, paper, and money!

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Jury Duty

After spending eight days on jury duty I discovered one thing about our justice system. It can be boring.

One of the highlights was this little gem from one of the experts (who had a phd and was highly 'decorated' in his field):

"We are international now, we have members all over the US."

I submit this as evidence that no matter where you go, no matter how well educated you are, at any given time you are likely to be stupid.