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Up up is right...

A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same one twice."

The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same one twice either.

The Georgia girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one draft, throws the glass into the air, pulls out her gun, and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and asking the bartender for a refill, she says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.

Youtube...

I just noticed that almost everyone that posts a video blog on youtube waves their hands around like they are swatting away an army of flies.

It is also possible that all of these people are animatronics put in place to amuse me (although they are not doing a very good job of that).

Only animatronics wave their arms as much as the 'people' in these videos. Which brings me to my next question... why do people post these things?

Do they think anyone cares? Do I think someone cares that I am posting this?

Are we all insane?!?!

Mom?

Scientists in Scotland have invented a 'nanomachine.' A machine able to create nano particles. This is huge for advances in nanotechnology which has the ability to place small machines into our body to do many different tasks.

In a related story scientists in Scotland have been looking for a really small box... in a released statement they said:

"We are not saying we lost a machine able to make nanos, but if anyone comes across one let us know. if only we had made it larger..."