Sexy Yoga Lesson

Note: The guy who posted it said "If there is a bikini yoga class, I don't care how gay it looks, you bet I'll be joining."

I total agree.

The Wiggles Pump It

I knew the wiggles were hard core!

BRING IT ON!!!

I have decided that I need to run for a goverment office. My platform is as follows:

No goverment employee will ever be paid more than two times that of the lowest paid public school teacher. This includes Congress.

All US citizens will enjoy the same benefits that are given to members of the US Senate and House. (Who the hell decided the new Medicare was the way to go?)

Iraq who?

Iran who?

Cuba, great place to visit, want to buy a vacation package?

Lets face it, if we are going to invade Iraq, lets do it right. Take all the prisoners and send them over there, rename the country "Little Aussie," and pull our troops out.

My campain strategy? Bumper stickers that say "At least he's not GW!"

Aquadots get pulled from the shelves because of date rape drug. Apparently another quality toy out of China, this time not coated in lead (which is nice) but coated in a chemical that turns into the date rape drug inside the body. Which in turn causes small chidren to go into a coma.

If only I had known sooner I could have gotten some for my wife.