Hush little Clinton...
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Tuesday, January 08, 2008
Monday, January 07, 2008
I've heard of eating out your girlfriend but Christopher Lee McCuin may have taken it too far when he decided to kill and boil up some tasty girlfriend snacks.
Everyone knows human tastes better on an open grill then boiled...
CNN story: http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/01/06/texas.slaying.ap/index.html
Everyone knows human tastes better on an open grill then boiled...
CNN story: http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/01/06/texas.slaying.ap/index.html
Thursday, January 03, 2008
Resolutions for 2008:
1) Laern to speal.
2) Cheat on my taxes.
3) Take a bath with Bubbles; and hope my wife does not find out.
4) Admit to my wife that it was wrong to take a bath with Bubbles, the neighbor's goat.
5) Become a masterbater, I mean debater, er... which one is it where you get to play with yourself?
6) Try out new things, like that hot girl down the street.
7) Convince one person that they can fly.
8) Make sure to get that one person to sign over their life insurance.
9) Dream the impossible dream.
10) Kill everyone that stands in the way of my dream. Move to a non-extradition country.
11) Convince Chavez that he should change his name to "Big Daddy C."
12) Start an international incident.
13) Convince G.W. that underwear should go outside the pants.
14) Start calling everyone "Buddy."
15) Paint all the hamsters at PetCo pink.
16) Have a threesome: Me, a beer, and a pizza.
17) Watch an entire football game
18) Two words "XXXL Thong"
19) Enroll in a hands-on training class, for strippers.
20) Four words "You want happy ending?"
1) Laern to speal.
2) Cheat on my taxes.
3) Take a bath with Bubbles; and hope my wife does not find out.
4) Admit to my wife that it was wrong to take a bath with Bubbles, the neighbor's goat.
5) Become a masterbater, I mean debater, er... which one is it where you get to play with yourself?
6) Try out new things, like that hot girl down the street.
7) Convince one person that they can fly.
8) Make sure to get that one person to sign over their life insurance.
9) Dream the impossible dream.
10) Kill everyone that stands in the way of my dream. Move to a non-extradition country.
11) Convince Chavez that he should change his name to "Big Daddy C."
12) Start an international incident.
13) Convince G.W. that underwear should go outside the pants.
14) Start calling everyone "Buddy."
15) Paint all the hamsters at PetCo pink.
16) Have a threesome: Me, a beer, and a pizza.
17) Watch an entire football game
18) Two words "XXXL Thong"
19) Enroll in a hands-on training class, for strippers.
20) Four words "You want happy ending?"
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