I just logged into Yahoo and I have come up with a great invention...

The perfect outfit for women. A shirt with a button that says "Click here to see me naked!"

Of course, it actually has to work, otherwise it is just false advertising!

Well, my birthday was just about the most rediculous day I've had in a long time, from having to deal with people that do not know how to use Google to going out to eat when I just wanted to go home and having to put up with some crazy additude action... just a super day all around!

On the up side, I didn't get cupcakes, my dentist will be happy!

I did find a way to balance it all out though, this movie:

Friday morning we woke up to a little shaking going on around the St. Louis area. I though the cat had gotten behind the dresser and was stuck, my wife thought it was the dog. Turns out we had a earthquake about 125 miles east of St. Louis or 150 miles east of us, give or take .05 miles or something.

Anyway, I added the following to the map on the Post Dispatch's website:

There were a lot of "reports" of how scared people were. The truth is the quake was very short and it was over before most people knew what was going on. At least when Janet Jackson's boob popped out on TV we had Tivo to be able to go back and enjoy the nipplage... now we just have the memories of the vibration.

Strangly my wife has asked for a vibrating bed; she had a very happy look for 20 seconds the other morning... who knew.

Just one of the dangers of the Internet: